Poll: First time having sex with someone... do you go down on them?
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View poll results: First time having sex with someone... do you go down on them?
Always
64 43%
Only if they're hot
25 17%
Only if they're not hot
4 3%
Only if they go down on you first
12 8%
Only if you think they'll go down on you after
7 5%
Only if I'm drunk
9 6%
Only if you are friends with them
13 9%
Never
16 11%
Voters: 150.
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#1
Do you go down on them?

Always ... always do, no matter what, unless you don't want you to for some reason
Only if they're hot ... only if they're hot and you wanna get at that vag/D
Only if they're not hot ... probably not a slut, probably clean, might as well
Only if they go down on you first ... sure, why not return the favor
Only if you think they'll go down on you after ... try and guilt trip them into giving you what you want
Only if I'm drunk ... never sober
Only if you are friends with them ... they're nice, and I respect them, might as well
Never ... Gross, they'll have to wait

Part of the reason I ask is one of my friends told me girls think its weird if you go down on them the first time. My mind was blown, I figured chicks would like that...

Edit: First time with a particular person, not first time having sex...
Last edited by Shutout at Mar 23, 2012,
#3
Complex question.
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#8
Voted 'always'.
I would have 'only if they're clean' as my option.

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#12
I don't really have a sex formula, man, I just wing it.
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#13
Always, unless there's a good reason not to


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#15
I don't know yet. I think so. Might as well.
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#16
Quote by Crazyedd123
Voted 'always'.
I would have 'only if they're clean' as my option.

You have to give to receive


Well... you never know if they're clean... but a hot girl most likely has sex more... and has a bigger chance of having something, whereas a not as attractive girl probably has sex less or is more conservative, and has a better chance of being clean. That's how I judge it... but I don't give a ****, so I always go down.
#17
Quote by Shutout
Well... you never know if they're clean... but a hot girl most likely has sex more... and has a bigger chance of having something, whereas a not as attractive girl probably has sex less or is more conservative, and has a better chance of being clean. That's how I judge it... but I don't give a ****, so I always go down.

You could say a hotter girl tries to keep herself at her hottest and washes constantly, and an ugly chick doesn't get laid as much so doesn't keep it as clean. It just varies on person to person.

Vote: Only if they go down on me first. Common courtesy.
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#18
inb4 thread derailment and "Take this to the sex thread"

How does one protect himself for this sort of thing anyway?
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Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Mar 22, 2012,
#19
Depends on the girl.

I'll only give a guy head if he has a decent sized knob. I mean, I don't want a tadpole in my mouth.
#20
Really depends on my prior dealings with the girl and what I know about her. In general, I err toward yes, though.
#22
Quote by Wolfinator-x
inb4 thread derailment and "Take this to the sex thread"

How does one protect himself for this sort of thing?

Tongue condoms, obviously. That's why they have flavored ones.
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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

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#23
It's difficult to say. If you're bad at oral sex then I don't think you should make this unfortunate girl suffer bad oral on her first time: let her save it for someone who is good.


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#24
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How does one protect himself for this sort of thing anyway?

Stop being a big wuss and just get on with it


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#26
I don't see why not. If it's part of the process then by all means, go ahead.
Then again, I haven't been had any action in years so I wouldn't know what the girl likes. Last girl I was with didn't even want me trying it.
#28
I've only had sex with one person. I think I would save it for later occasions. Use it as a surprise to keep things interesting.
#30
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I love how everyone's voting "always" even though at least 50% of the pit are virgins.


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#34
Quote by blake1221
Yes.


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#35
Quote by GodofCheesecake
I don't really have a sex formula, man, I just wing it.

Yeah this. If the urge us there I will, provided she's not a dirty skank.
#36
I didn't my first time, but I was 13 and the smell freaked me out.
#37
pretty much.
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#38
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Tongue condoms, obviously. That's why they have flavored ones.

And here I thought I was the only one.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#40
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Is it weird I enjoy doing?.....I voted always


I love it too.

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