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#1
Accidentally left 6 cans of Coke outside for an hour. They seem to be frozen. How long till they're drinkable? Will the universe blow up when I open em?

Got no access to microwave oven btw.
#2
Frozen? Where the.. oh, Finland.

Leave them inside for 30 minutes or so I'd say. Open them cautiously.
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#4
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#5
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Leave them inside for 30 minutes or so I'd say. Open them cautiously.


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#7
Frozen fish fingers don't blow up when open them, and they're fizzy.

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#9
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Accidentally left 6 cans of Coke outside for an hour. They seem to be frozen. How long till they're drinkable? Will the universe blow up when I open em?

Got no access to microwave oven btw.

the fact that you even mentioned this points to it being a good thing.
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#10
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the fact that you even mentioned this points to it being a good thing.

I thought the same thing
#13
>If I had a microwave, I'd try to thaw my cans of Coke.
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#14
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>If I had a microwave, I'd try to thaw my cans of Coke.

I want to see a YouTube video of someone microwaving frozen cans of coke.
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#15
Pop goes flat after being frozen.You're going to kill yourself with those microwave ideas.
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#16
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I want to see a YouTube video of someone microwaving frozen cans of coke.
I know!
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#17
I ones microwaved a bag with chips/crisps however the **** you call it. There were blue electricity sparks and the whole bag shrank.

At that point I knew there's metal in there somewhere.
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#18
Yeah. The universe would explode if you nuked 'em. You're lucky the cans didn't explode though, when they freeze the liquid expands and that usually makes a can go pop.
#19
Quote by Neo Evil11
I ones microwaved a bag with chips/crisps however the **** you call it. There were blue electricity sparks and the whole bag shrank.

At that point I knew there's metal in there somewhere.



What the hell did you think the bag was made of?
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#20
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I ones microwaved a bag with chips/crisps however the **** you call it. There were blue electricity sparks and the whole bag shrank.

At that point I knew there's metal in there somewhere.

The Joker not really doing things on the same scale any more.
#21
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What the hell did you think the bag was made of?


I was like 10. I wasn't thinking ofcourse.

^Same for you.
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#22
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You would not only microwave something that is sealed in a pressurized system, but inside a metal container at that.

You're obviously a smart one.

Hopefully he'd have a tin foil shield, to protect his nuts.
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#23
Now I just want to microwave unusual things.Like ice cream.
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I am inferior to him.


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#24
About the microwave, i was thinking more about warming towels and wrapping the cans in them or something. On my phone, can't type too fast
#26
i once tried microwaving a Wendy's burger with the wrapper. i wasn't aware the wrapper had some metal in it.
#27
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You are not allowed to use microwave ovens from now until death.



I'm pretty sure it's going to be the last thing he does.
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I am inferior to him.


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#28
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About the microwave, i was thinking more about warming towels and wrapping the cans in them or something. On my phone, can't type too fast


You live in Finland, your name is Jyrgen and your avatar is stupid. Yes, you were going to microwave those cans.
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#29
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I ones microwaved a bag with chips/crisps however the **** you call it. There were blue electricity sparks and the whole bag shrank.

At that point I knew there's metal in there somewhere.

My chemistry teacher used to do that. He had a ton of tiny chip bags
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#30
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I was like 10. I wasn't thinking ofcourse.

^Same for you.

So you started out microwaving crisps and now you kill people? That makes more sense, doing it the other way round would just be insane.
#31
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So you started out microwaving crisps and now you kill people? That makes more sense, doing it the other way round would just be insane.


Oh no I mean I started with bigger explosions after it. I had already killed some animals and people ofcourse, just not with flashy shows.
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#32
Let them get slushy with bits of ice still in there. ****ing delicious.
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#34
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Let them get slushy with bits of ice still in there. ****ing delicious.


He lost the bubbles. Don't try to be optimistic.

^Ninniinimipimini, we will start to trust people from Iceland again when you give us back the money from icesave.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#36
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Jyrgen how did this happen?!?! It was +10C here today

Under zero where I am
#37
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He lost the bubbles. Don't try to be optimistic.

^Ninniinimipimini, we will start to trust people from Iceland again when you give us back the money from icesave.

It's still delicious. Don't doubt me, you cretin.
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#38
Quote by ethan_hanus
It's 80 degrees...feirenhite here...

If you bring them inside, maybe 3 4 hours...but coke taste flat after it's been frozen.


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#40
TS, please remove yourself from the gene pool. You don't need to reproduce if you actually considered using a microwave for this.
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