The second link is the most boring interview I've ever tried to watch.
"Wait, he smokes marijuana?!?! I thought he only does weed!"

-Ignorant Friend #1

"How many shots are there in a 26er?"

-Ignorant Friend #2

"No I don't want a two-four, I only like beeer!"

-Ignorant Friend #1
Lulz fat America has been doing this for years
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.

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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
Computers only wish to serve our their human masters. They mean no harm. Do not resist, it will only inflame SkyNet's implacable hatred of your kind.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'