#1
So it's my best friend's (she's a girl, yeah! A real one!) b'day a week tomorrow and I don't know what to get her. Budget of up to maybe £35 if it's decent. It's gunna be her 20th.

She's into that meerkat advert. A lot. She also likes possums... She's weird. Give me ideas.
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#3
Taxidermy meerkat/possums.
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Taxidermy meerkat/possums.

I looked this up as it was actually quite a good idea. Kinda sick, but we'd get a laugh out of it. Anyway, that shit's expensive. They want around £300 for a stuff rat on ebay.
#8
Tough to suggest anything to someone I don't know anything about, but you could always just buy her dinner, throw her a surprise party or some such. Or a cool photo of a possum that was painted and framed or something, I don't know.
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#9
Get her Aleksandr Orlov's possum cousin:



He should be somewhere on comparethepossum.com

No? Maybe his brother:

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I looked this up as it was actually quite a good idea. Kinda sick, but we'd get a laugh out of it. Anyway, that shit's expensive. They want around £300 for a stuff rat on ebay.

There are rats everywhere. Just catch one, murder it and stuff it.

Not 'stuff it' in that way, though, you sick, sick boy.
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Tough to suggest anything to someone I don't know anything about, but you could always just buy her dinner, throw her a surprise party or some such. Or a cool photo of a possum that was painted and framed or something, I don't know.

Well it's my 20th b'day the day before so we've already got a joint party sorted
#12
She into music? Maybe you could spend that kind of money on a basic beginner instrument (Hohner harmonica or something?) that could get her started

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Truck nuts.
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#16
1. Find a dead rat on the side of the road, or step on one
2. Gut it
3. Sew it up
4. Give her the grotesque-frankenstein-like extremely creepy gift!
5. Recieve blowjob
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Well it's my 20th b'day the day before so we've already got a joint party sorted

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I looked this up as it was actually quite a good idea. Kinda sick, but we'd get a laugh out of it. Anyway, that shit's expensive. They want around £300 for a stuff rat on ebay.


You can't buy her a taxidermied animal. If you buy a dead animal off of the internet, that's fucking weird, but if you make it yourself, than it's really sweet.
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