#2
Yes.
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#3
He's always picking on Josh and he's not even that cool.
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#6
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He's always picking on Josh and he's not even that cool.


but he makes out with all the girls. all of them.

and he plays rockabilly.

#7
Yes. Next question.
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Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
#9
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Not according to all the teenage girls.
And let's face it, teenage girls are the primary source of legitimate answers to existential questions.
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Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
#10
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but he makes out with all the girls. all of them.

and he plays rockabilly.

His pants are too tight. Hey buddy, if I can count the change in your pocket you better use it to call a tailor.
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#11
I heard that he supposedly was caught watching gay porn. So yes, he may suck cocks.
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#13
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I heard that he supposedly was caught watching gay porn.


doesn't everyone do that?
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#14
Does Drake suck? You don't even gotta tell us; we know.

We know, we know, we know.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#15
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And let's face it, teenage girls are the primary source of legitimate answers to existential questions.


Because 'Does Drake Suck?' is an existential question.

#18
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i like animals as leaders and between the buried and me

I love lamp.


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And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you