#1
I recently found out that I have a 100.1 degrees fahrenheit fever. I may die really I need your help. If Based God gets 35 prayers by midnight tonight for me then I will not die.
#2
Nop

EDIT: and 100.1, oh no that sounds terrible.
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Last edited by Dwight.Schrute at Mar 25, 2012,
#8
you can have mine, I don't use them anyway
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#11
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']You going by Celsius or Fahrenheit there buddy?


If he were going by C he would be dead
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#13
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One of my friends keeps posting about based God. I am really pretty confused what that;s supposed to mean and why Lil B calls himself that.

Based off of God.
#18
^
Yes I would.
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#20
Oh BasedGod, please send down thy wrath upon ChadLikesGuitar, who hath spurned your gift of fever like it's a ham sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah, and visit upon him that most terrible vengeance for which thou art rightly known; namely that his trousers should fall down at a time when he doth not wish them to, and many people are there to witness the event; if at all possible including a TV camera crew.
Amen.
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#21
Based God ****ed all my bitches
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#23
Wat.
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#26
Docters are watching dis thred!! 4 very 10 posts he gets a doller 4 surgery!!!

PLZ KEEP POSTING!!!!
#28
Do we have to forward this to 25 people within the day or we too are stricken with 100.1 degrees fahrenheit fever?
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#30
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Ok!!!111! but he's sick why does he need surgery

Because he was born with 3 dicks, and he needs 2 of them removed, because he has cancer in 2 of his dicks.
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#31
Based God, please come down to the aid of ChadLikesGuitar and f*uck his b*itches so that he may see another day. And with that being done, everything will be okay, because you are Based.

Amen.
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#34
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I prayd 4 u to god<; Now cn u pray for meh i need new car.


Godz are nawt wurks thet whey. Steelz cår nd pray forgiveeee