#3
Bad Cop:
This really isn't the place to post links to your covers.

Good Cop:
I didn't wanna watch it but I did. You picked the splinters out of that one. I mean, I could totally play that anytime I wanted, but... um... well I'm not warmed up and my strings are kinda old and I don't have that kind of guitar and... (wanders off muttering curses to self)