#1
System are down in work, can only have slow (very slow access to internet)

Please people cheer me up with some funny shit / insults
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#3
You should see how long you can go without fapping, that'll keep you entertained.
#5
So....fap....but don't fap...
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#6
Quote by slash_GNR666
System are down in work, can only have slow (very slow access to internet)

Please people cheer me up with some funny shit / insults

Browsing internet on work time!?!?!?!?!? YOU LAZY ARSE BASTARD GET BACK TO WORK!
#7
Quote by sam b
Why dont you try and you know.. working


Oh and this....yes, this does not make sense my dearest Samuel-San
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#8
Quote by jani92jani
Browsing internet on work time!?!?!?!?!? YOU LAZY ARSE BASTARD GET BACK TO WORK!


+1
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#9
Quote by sam b
Why dont you try and you know.. work


System is down, all paper work done......
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#11
Quote by slash_GNR666
System is down, all paper work done......

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
Quote by slash_GNR666
System is down, all paper work done......


Well done my friend, well done!!!!
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#13
Quote by BlacksailsTippa
Go home.


I wish, not an option .... ****ers
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#15
Take a sly pic of the hot female worker there is bound to be, then go to the toilet and you know what..


look at it
#16
Do computers still come with Legend of Soltar?

Quote by emad
jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


Quote by metal4eva_22
Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

Quote by Axelfox
It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#17
lol you think you're bored.


I have to sit and watch cameras for 12 hours waiting for people to wake up and get out of their house so they can take 30 minutes to get in their car and leave so i can open the gate everytime they go in and out.


But, I have a tv. I think I watched Goodfellas about 4 times yesterday.
#19
I have a massive urge to gif dump...
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#21
Oh wait, did you want funny insults?

I'm sorry.
Smile when you say that.
#22
You should be thankful you have a job at all.

My nipples harden at the thought of being employed.
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#23
Quote by tobysaurus
You should be thankful you have a job at all.

My nipples harden at the thought of being employed.


That's what my dick does.
In fact, that's why I always fail my job interviews.
#24
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
That's what my dick does.
In fact, that's why I always fail my job interviews.


Well, to be fair, that's not really what they look for a playschool minder.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#25
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
That's what my dick does.
In fact, that's why I always fail my job interviews.

I almost got past the interview stage when they offered to give me the job in exchange for milking me but I told them there was just no way.
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#26
Quote by Todd Hart
Well, to be fair, that's not really what they look for a playschool minder.


When they asked for a hard worker, what the hell did they mean then?


Quote by tobysaurus
I almost got past the interview stage when they offered to give me the job in exchange for milking me but I told them there was just no way.



Ah yes. Jobs always milk you.
#27
you should play a game called "Sexual Harassment Chicken"

pick another co-worker and see how far the other will go until one of you gets fired.
#28
Quote by sam b
Take a sly pic of the hot female worker there is bound to be, then go to the toilet and you know what..


look at it

Alternatively, you could slyly take a picture of the hottest female coworker there, and, you know...


Post it on here.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
Quote by eGraham
Alternatively, you could slyly take a picture of the hottest female coworker there, and, you know...


Post it on here.



I always knew you were a criminal lawyer, but I never knew you were a CRIMINAL lawyer.
#30
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I always knew you were a criminal lawyer, but I never knew you were a CRIMINAL lawyer.

Oh, youuuuu!

edit: that looked gayer than I intended. I was not coming on to you.


txttt me l8r?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Quote by metalblaster
lol you think you're bored.


I have to sit and watch cameras for 12 hours waiting for people to wake up and get out of their house so they can take 30 minutes to get in their car and leave so i can open the gate everytime they go in and out.


But, I have a tv. I think I watched Goodfellas about 4 times yesterday.


At first I read this like you watch video of people in their houses when they get up. Now that would be a good job.