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It's Back, Bitches!

Yes, ladies and gents, we're back!

We've renovated the hallowed corridors of the old clubhouse and are proud to reintroduce the UG Naked Club, one of UG's most respected and revered groups of all time. It has been quite some time since the last thread, and we revivalist have seen it fit to rectify the group to it's former glory.

The UG Naked Club is a retreat for all those who believe that their genitals cannot be contained by simple man-made clothes and linens. That their god-given assets should be free to toss fro and to as their hair in the breeze. It's a group of like-minded individuals who think that the only thing missing from Rock n' Roll is 'dat ass.' If you're nodding your head and thinking, "now this is my kind of establishment!" then you're not alone.

I know what you're thinking: "But JustRooster, you handsome devil, how do I join? And are you free for dinner this thursday?"

Well, I have a previous engagement, but joining is rather simple! Here's how you do it.

1: Get naked.
2: Strap on your guitar.
3: Snap a photo.
4: Share dat shit!
5: Join the group!

Here's the link: http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/thenewugnakedclub/


Now, there are a few rules. We wouldn't want to invoke any mod wrath, understandably. Firstly, and most obvious, NO GENITALS. We're a naked club, not a randy cat house (I'm talking to you, whoomit). The point is that your guitar is covering all the bannable bits.

Also, even though butts and boobs aren't genitals, don't show those either. They're too borderline to keep this stuff PG-13. If it's NSFW, it's NSF here.

That said, get going! I will throw in my entry after a few others.


tl;dr Get naked and post it.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Mar 26, 2012,
#5
Rather not, you will all bully me for my hairless torso and surprisingly hairy legs.
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#6
Quote by jakesmellspoo
this thread is morally wrong. you're supposed to be ashamed of your naked body. i know i am.

I'm ashamed of your naked body too, jakesmellspoo.
#8
I don't like TS harsh words in that pic.
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#10
2: strap on your guitar.

TS used a guitar hero controller.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#11
I should clarify that the Group photo isn't mine, haha.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#13
Quote by whoomit
Should I shower first?

If your stench is foul enough to travel through a camera and then at least two computers, yes. Please, yes.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#16
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Revivalists? Are you having a laugh? MY ENTIRE GODDAMN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN CENTRED AROUND THE NAKEDNESS MONTHS AGO.

Wannabes.



How about you quit your petty squabble and post the pics I know you have!
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#17
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Revivalists? Are you having a laugh? MY ENTIRE GODDAMN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN CENTRED AROUND THE NAKEDNESS MONTHS AGO.

Wannabes.


Wait... you are still president? Then why don't you do anything anymore? You fail, just like Obama.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#18
I was going crazy with fear when scrolling down.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Because this is an insult to the original. No Dobby, no Naked Club. This is worse than George Lucas 'improving' the original Trilogy.





Nevermind, I found it.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#21
Quote by JamSessionFreak
I was going crazy with fear when scrolling down.

this thread is asking for an appearance by kelly22.
#23
I took two pictures, but there's a line that should be drawn somewhere, and I think putting myself nude on the internet is slightly past that.
#24
Quote by blake1221
I took two pictures, but there's a line that should be drawn somewhere, and I think putting myself nude on the internet is slightly past that.

The only lines you have to cross are the ones you draw yourself.


But I agree with you, nonetheless.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#25
Quote by blake1221
I took two pictures, but there's a line that should be drawn somewhere, and I think putting myself nude on the internet is slightly past that.


My line ends at taking the pics in the first place.
#26
Quote by blake1221
I took two pictures, but there's a line that should be drawn somewhere, and I think putting myself nude on the internet is slightly past that.

This is kinda what I was thinking....

I will however post anyway
#27
Quote by chev311e
My line ends at taking the pics in the first place.

lines don't end bro.
they are inifinite
#30
Quote by vagelier
lines don't end bro.
they are inifinite


depends which way you look at it
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#32
I'll post my entry tomorrow when I have a camera and some privacy at home.
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#36
Posting because everyone else is a wussy:




I got that bitch a pink guitar. Bitches love pink guitars.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#37
Quote by AdamDK
I'll replace this post with a picture later when I get time to take one.


I'll do the same
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#38
Quote by JustRooster
Posting because everyone else is a wussy:

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I got that bitch a pink guitar. Bitches love pink guitars.


Stepco and CC approved!
#39
extremely tempted to do this, just to say I have.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#40
Quote by Banjocal
extremely tempted to do this, just to say I have.

Do it!
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