#1
What are some basic audition etiquette guidelines to keep in mind for a young grasshopper?
#4
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Don't use teeth

Yeah, the best way to do it is to just really get as much saliva flowing as possible. You don't want it to be dry.
#5
Know your music.
Dress nicely, but not a tux.
Walk in with a smile, shake their hand if possible.
Be positive, "radiant"
Thank the judges for the opportunity to audition
Play your music as requested, be prepared for the judge to request a specific portion
Don't stop because of a mistake, play through it.
If you mess up, don't show it.
Thank the judges again for the opportunity and their time.
Walk out with a smile.

It may differ depending on the type of audition, but this got me into the UT Austin music school.

Edit: Lol should've known the pit would expect those responses^
Quote by WCPhils
According to that chart, women like men with a Pringle canister down there.
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Ibanez RG8
Blackstar HT 20 w/ Jet City cab
whole bunch o' pedals
#6
Tell them you love getting fucked, it's ok for the guy to cum in you, you liked to get spanked, and anal is A-OK.


Wait, what kind of audition was it again?
PM me for newts
#7
Quote by OfCourseNot
Know your music.
Dress nicely, but not a tux.
Walk in with a smile, shake their hand if possible.
Be positive, "radiant"
Thank the judges for the opportunity to audition
Play your music as requested, be prepared for the judge to request a specific portion
Don't stop because of a mistake, play through it.
If you mess up, don't show it.
Thank the judges again for the opportunity and their time.
Walk out with a smile.

It may differ depending on the type of audition, but this got me into the UT Austin music school.

Edit: Lol should've known the pit would expect those responses^


Didn't know about them requesting specific portions, great tip.
#8
Quote by OfCourseNot
Know your music.
Dress nicely, but not a tux.
Walk in with a smile, shake their hand if possible.
Be positive, "radiant"
Thank the judges for the opportunity to audition
Play your music as requested, be prepared for the judge to request a specific portion
Don't stop because of a mistake, play through it.
If you mess up, don't show it.
Thank the judges again for the opportunity and their time.
Walk out with a smile.

It may differ depending on the type of audition, but this got me into the UT Austin music school.



Um. Okay I think you misunderstood TS.
What do you think this site is? Ultimate-Guitar?
#9
This is a band audition, completely uncharted territory for me. I feel like I'm flying through hyperspace in the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey."
#10
Quote by Lateralus32
This is a band audition, completely uncharted territory for me. I feel like I'm flying through hyperspace in the movie "2001: Inter-racial Odyssey."

I'm sure you'll do fine.
#12
It's scary because they contacted me. What if I'm not the one they're looking for?

/paranoia

=)
#13
Quote by Lateralus32
This is a band audition, completely uncharted territory for me. I feel like I'm flying through hyperspace in the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey."


...what kind of band is this?
Quote by WCPhils
According to that chart, women like men with a Pringle canister down there.
Michael Kelly Patriot Glory
Ibanez RG8
Blackstar HT 20 w/ Jet City cab
whole bunch o' pedals
#14
Quote by OfCourseNot
...what kind of band is this?


Vocals, Drums, Bass, Violin, and and the empty lead guitar position I'm trying to fill. All very experienced and very talented.
#16
Remember the difference between confident and cocky. They're similar, but while confidence increases your chances of getting the spot, cockiness will kill it.
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#19
Quote by bandito023
Open the back of the throat as to swallow faster and get deeper



*ahem* We're, um, giving serious answers now.