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#1
Now I am not an Ozzy diehard but after the baddest man in rock does reality T.V. With his manager(wife) and is zonked out of his mind ok I guess. But I just saw a colonoscopy give away commercial with them. Sharon did most of the talking of course, then Ozzy was like "ehh ugh yeah a colonoscopy." lol wtf! It is sad honestly. Lol a colonoscopy giveaway?!?!? Ozzy osbourne? Don't they still have Ozfest? Metal heads do like colonoscopies after all lol? Jkn.... But god damn how low will she take him? Ai
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Why is everyone obsessed over the singers, of the band he first got famous in he was the least talented and least interesting individual among them.
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I liked Ozzy when he was smearing his own shit on the walls.
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#6
I would hate to be Ozzy as this point in his life compared to the first 70% of it.

Imagine unlimited drugs drinks girls and spending slowly transitioning into having that dyke be your wife and drag you around all day.
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I would hate to be Ozzy as this point in his life compared to the first 70% of it.

Imagine unlimited drugs drinks girls and spending slowly transitioning into having that dyke be your wife and drag you around all day.

He also almost died several times in those days and Sharon is probably the reason he is still alive.
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He also almost died several times in those days and Sharon is probably the reason he is still alive.


I'm not saying he should still be doing that, he would be dead.

Just saiyan, I bet he feels bored.
#10
I don't really dislike Sharon that much. She does her job as his manager. I'm not a 13 year old who gets upset about seeing his idol on tv
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Well I must differ.

If I were Ozzy I would not want such a commanding wife (outside of keeping my crazy self alive) or want to be some mtv star as an old man. It's not like he needs to constantly promo. I don't really know what he wants, just pointing out the severe lifestyle change.
#12
He regrets the Osbournes show, the entire family does. All MTV did was paint them in a one-sided, dysfunctional view, with the occasional feel-good tidbit.
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Well I must differ.

If I were Ozzy I would not want such a commanding wife (outside of keeping my crazy self alive) or want to be some mtv star as an old man. It's not like he needs to constantly promo. I don't really know what he wants, just pointing out the severe lifestyle change.

If you were Ozzy then you'd probably be in love with Sharon.
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Well I must differ.

If I were Ozzy I would not want such a commanding wife (outside of keeping my crazy self alive) or want to be some mtv star as an old man. It's not like he needs to constantly promo. I don't really know what he wants, just pointing out the severe lifestyle change.


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He regrets the Osbournes show, the entire family does. All MTV did was paint them in a one-sided, dysfunctional view, with the occasional feel-good tidbit.

Which is why it's getting an animated reboot.
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wat
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Not a virgin niggar (doesn't make me a player or even a srs relationship guy though, not at all), you probably get all the bitches with your horse dick yourself.

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Checked fb, profile pic is anime, nevermind, your claims of a horse dick will never save you.
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Not a virgin niggar (doesn't make me a player or even a srs relationship guy though, not at all), you probably get all the bitches with your horse dick yourself.

EDIT:

Checked fb, profile pic is anime, nevermind, your claims of a horse dick will never save you.


You apparently didn't check that I was engaged. Good job sir, good job.

I love how you're pathetic enough to check my Facebook to insult me.
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You apparently didn't check that I was engaged.

Ooooooh congratulations. When are you getting married?
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What if it rains?

EDIT: Nvm, I forgot June is summer for you guys.


It still rains in summer here. It's going to be inside anyway, I wouldn't stand to be in a wedding tux in the 100+ F (37+ C) degree heat outside.
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It still rains in summer here. It's going to be inside anyway, I wouldn't stand to be in a wedding tux in the 100+ F (37+ C) degree heat outside.

28C is too hot for me. Good luck with that wedding though, hope you have a long and happy marriage.
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That was really sweet of you.

Now let's get back to bitching and moaning about Sharon being the devil incarnate or whatever it is you kids do these days.
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Now I am not an Ozzy diehard but after the baddest man in rock does reality T.V. With his manager(wife) and is zonked out of his mind ok I guess. But I just saw a colonoscopy give away commercial with them. Sharon did most of the talking of course, then Ozzy was like "ehh ugh yeah a colonoscopy." lol wtf! It is sad honestly. Lol a colonoscopy giveaway?!?!? Ozzy osbourne? Don't they still have Ozfest? Metal heads do like colonoscopies after all lol? Jkn.... But god damn how low will she take him? Ai


wat

was it an advert where the osbournes were offering to pay for someone else to have a colonoscopy?
#30
In all fairness Ozzy would have got nowhere near as far into stardom as he did without Sharon. She was a genius when it came to marketing Ozzy after Sabbath. She kept him going and kept the cash rolling in.

Hell she's the main bread winner in the house now anyway what with all the TV she does.
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Given he seems to like her, she survived cancer, RJD, a colleague, didn't, and the main purpose of a colonoscopy is finding a certain type of cancer, I'm willing to bet he's not doing it unwillingly.
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#33
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Who cares? Ozzy hasn't been relevant in at least 25 years.


yea its not like he is famous or anything
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yea its not like he is famous or anything



Isn't he famous for writing that one song....what was it.


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Isn't he famous for writing that one song....what was it.


Love Train? No.... Soul Train?

Freight Train, man. Come on, it has Randy Rhoads' worst solo ever.
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yea its not like he is famous or anything



I never said he wasn't. I'm just saying nothing he's done recently is worth mentioning. He's famous for things he did 30-40 years ago.
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I only really like Ozzy and Sabbath in years 1968-1979. Never cared for his solo career or Sabbath with Dio.
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Misleading thread title. Thought Ozzy had said in an interview 'she rapes me man' or something to that effect.
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wat

was it an advert where the osbournes were offering to pay for someone else to have a colonoscopy?


Yes. Exactly that.

I forgot she did have cancer so that does make a little more sense though. Just kind of funny to see this corpse of a dude getting clearly cashed in on.
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I never said he wasn't. I'm just saying nothing he's done recently is worth mentioning. He's famous for things he did 30-40 years ago.

Scream was a pretty good album
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