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#2
It's so hard to find decent people who want to work and lend a helping foot these days.
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#3
Think he may have dived into that decision foot first
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#4
I don't think you should take it to heart when your boss says 'go break a leg'
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#5
Way to put your foot in it. He'll be kicking himself later.
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#6
I saw this earlier.
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#8
He seems to have lost his foothold in this world.
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#9
*tries to think up gag involving "hasn't got a leg to stand on*
*fails*
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#10
The weirdest thing about this is he decided to throw his foot into the oven. I mean WTF.
#11
I guess you could say that he and his work got off on the wrong foot.
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#12
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The weirdest thing about this is he decided to throw his foot into the oven. I mean WTF.


Maybe he liked beef wellington?
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#13
I'm a little stumped at why he would do this.
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#14
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Maybe he liked beef wellington?

Or was partial to baked sole?
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#16
Cutting your own foot off seems like an impossible feet. I'm surprised he was able to do it.
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#17
Hmmm, I could do with a day off actually...
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#18
It's a shame if he'd went to the Labour Office he might have turned his life around and got back on his own two feet.
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#19
he was just hungry
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#21
That's a toetal over-reaction.
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#23
These jokes are so cheesy.
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#24
You would think he would at least take some precautionary steps to make sure it gets done right.

You know, pain medication, tourniquet, at least sterilize some shit. Like I don't know, dip the saw blade in some vodka or something.

Christ man, some people just don't know home surgery for shit.
#28
I guess he's hopping they don't find him a desk job.
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#29
How to get a leg up on the government.
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#30
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The weirdest thing about this is he decided to throw his foot into the oven. I mean WTF.

It was so they couldn't reattach the foot.

This is just weird. Some people in this world are just ceeraaazy!
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#34
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At least he'll save money on shoes and socks.

No he wont, the come in sets of two.
#35
Poor guy, won't set foot in work again. Now that's he's on benefits he'll have the world at his foot.

Should have seen there was trouble afoot tbh, this could have been avoided.
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#36
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No he wont, the come in sets of two.

Yes, but socks can be worn on either foot.
And he can throw the other shoe at people, which is fun.
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#38
****ing socialism. This is what you get when you give disabled people money! Normal people will cut off their limbs to steal your money! I say abandon the welfare state.
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#39
He's going to have trouble getting his foot in the door with any job now. Poor sole.
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