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#1
Hi there, y'all

I need to find someone who has spoken German their whole life to help me out.

I'm designing an experiment for college - there are a load of sentences, and you need to say whether they're correct grammatical German or not. My German isn't good enough to tell if I'm doing it properly or not, so I need somebody to check that the good ones are good and the bad ones are bad.

konnen sie mir helfen?
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#3
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsche, aber kann ich nicht helfen.

I don't even know if that word order is right.
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#4
woot woot - pm comin atcha
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#5
Das is spleiche unt ist das kriegenstaffen es is der kinder auf die spielenhausen.


Yup. That's my kind of german.
#7
Es war einmal eine Katze, aber dann wurde es zu einer Vergewaltigung und alle Transen mochte das nicht, so mussten sie Sex mit den Boxen haben
#8
Hurdy gurdy sauerkraut und bratwurst.
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#10
Das Auto


Yes I am 100% german
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#13
im learning german 4 years now in high school and know basics. our teachers suck and im lazy
#15
Ich heisse Michael und ich bin ein blau katze!!! Du kleine hundin!

Yeah I never learned anything practical in German class
#19
Luckily for me, I've only lived in Germany for a few years. I still have a soul, but on the other hand my German is a bit rusty.
#21
someone told me that German sounds like shit

and i was like ''yeah i know''

/true story
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#24
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Schnitzel, Svinehund and Nazi. There probably German words right?


The most important ones.

Borussia Dortmund. Ja. Ja. Ja. Die Gelben Wand.

deutsch is one my favourite languages. Ich sprechen quite often.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25
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Schnitzel, Svinehund and Nazi. There probably German words right?


i believe that last one originated somewhere in china or japan or whatever

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#26
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Das is spleiche unt ist das kriegenstaffen es is der kinder auf die spielenhausen.


Yup. That's my kind of german.


To a German that sounds like Dutch. ^^
#29
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Nee, ik spreek Nederlands.


Google translate is not 100% correct, now is it?
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#31
I think google translate indeed not correct. as seen google's english worse than the English of my goldfish black canary palace



but TEK34's scentence was correct.
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#33
Moin Alter.

Also, mein Deutsch ist nicht immer Perfekt, aber ich spreche Deutsch schon seit ich ein kleiner scheisser war.

Wenn du hilfe brauchst bin ich dein Mann!

Bin gerade ein bischen Betrunken xD
#34
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I'm learning dutch at the moment. Badly.


The sentence was 100% correct, I was just checking if you used google translate. Why on earth would you be studying Dutch? Only 20 million people or so speak it. You'd be better off with learning French, German, Chinese etc.
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#35
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Bin gerade ein bischen Betrunken xD


Hättick ja nie jedacht. Und mit Dialekten kommt eh keiner klar (moin alter sacht er der junge )

Native Speaker here.
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This is Germany we're talking about.


Germany


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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
#36
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Wenn du hilfe brauchst bin ich dein Mann!




If I need help, you are my husband?
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#40
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Moin Alter.

Also, mein Deutsch ist nicht immer Perfekt, aber ich spreche Deutsch schon seit ich ein kleiner scheisser war.

Wenn du hilfe brauchst bin ich dein Mann!

Bin gerade ein bischen Betrunken xD



funny.. never had german lessons, can't speak german, but i kindof understand most of it. it's pretty similar to dutch, but yet completely different.

let's give it a go.

laten wir schamen ferder betrunken sein mar ich will uwen kleiner scheisser liever nit zien!
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