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#1
So Michael Bay is making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The only problem is the Turtles will not be teenagers and they won't be mutants. The Ninja Turtles are going to be Aliens from space.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/26/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-movie-teenagers_n_1380548.html

Why would he ruin my childhood like that? He is stripping the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of their very important origins. How does does the pit feel about these changes?
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#3
I think you should realize that TMNT has already had its share of shitfest movies and adding one more to the list isn't gonna hurt.
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But how do you feel about it?
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#7
Michael Bay is possibly the worst director of all time. Ed Wood's films were masterpieces in comparison. Just stay away from anything with his name on it.
#9
As long as there's babes and explosions, I don't care.


Actually, I do care. That's fucked up. teenage MUTANT ninja turtles. What's it gonna be called? TANT?
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#10
This could be a great discussion thread, btw.
I think he's going for the Battletoads approach.
It just makes me wonder how the whole story is going to be. I don't understand.
It isn't the same TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES we all know and love..
#11
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But how do you feel about it?


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As long as there's babes and explosions, I don't care.


Actually, I do care. That's fucked up. teenage MUTANT ninja turtles. What's it gonna be called? TANT?


Exactly. TANT is stupid. They aren't aliens, they are mutants.
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#16
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Exactly. TANT is stupid. They aren't aliens, they are mutants.

Would it make you happier if they were alien mutants?
#17
he's directing...he can do it however he wants. Its his vision of it.....incase you didnt know there is a fb and twitter thing going around for nerds who are pissed of about this sorta thing
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#18
But TMNT was awful to start with. If you add Michael Bay to this then...dear god.
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#19
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Would it make you happier if they were alien mutants?


Maybe a little bit. I don't know. This whole things just has me so angry I can barely even type this out right now!
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#20
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Exactly. TANT is stupid. They aren't aliens, they are mutants.

TANT is also dangerously close to TAINT...
#21
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Would it make you happier if they were alien mutants?

**** that made my eye tears from holding back my laughs. Now they ask why I'm crying.
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So much this. All you hadda say was Michael Bay and I was turned off, but what he's doing to them sounds like an abombination.

And I wasn't even that huge of a fan of TMNT as a kid

EDIT: Crack totally predicted this movie's downfall just cause it has "Ninja" in the title
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-words-that-only-bad-movies-have-in-their-titles/
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#25
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Knowing Michael Bay from the Transformers movies, I can only assume the new TMNT will be a two hour long advertisement for some American product while simultaneously slamming imports.

The question is, what product?

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Knowing Michael Bay from the Transformers movies, I can only assume the new TMNT will be a two hour long advertisement for some American product while simultaneously slamming imports.

The question is, what product?


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#29
Would be better if Michael Moore made it.
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#31
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#32
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Would be better if Michael Moore made it.



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#33
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Would be better if Michael Moore made it.


That's incredible.

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#34
I try to avoid Michael Bay movies whenever possible.
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#35
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Knowing Michael Bay from the Transformers movies, I can only assume the new TMNT will be a two hour long advertisement for some American product while simultaneously slamming imports.

The question is, what product?
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#37
Michael Bay shouldn't be allowed to make movies.

I will personally strangulate him if he touches Pokemon.
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#38
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Michael Bay shouldn't be allowed to make movies.

I will personally strangulate him if he touches Pokemon.


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...then we just sit back and wait for the newspaper headline about Michael Bay being found murdered in his home."
#39
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Exactly. TANT is stupid. They aren't aliens, they are mutants.

Teeanagers Are Imitating Ninja Turtles, or TAINT - the Movie.
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#40
Time for Michael Bay to ruin another franchise.
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