Poll: Which Do You Choose
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Boy Scout
77 46%
Partner
36 21%
Monkey
55 33%
Voters: 168.
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#1
You wake up to find yourself tied up in a 747. Your captors inform you that you are being taken to an uncharted tropical island, where you will be left for 20 years and then retrieved. There is no way to leave the island before this time expires. The island is rich with wild boars (and other tasty animals), many different types of fruit and plenty of fresh water sources. You may pick one of the following three packages for the duration of your stay:

1. An experienced boy scout joins you. While well prepared for the wilderness, he is annoying and difficult to manage. Along with him, you receive a duffel bag filled with various survival tools, a tent, and several books on wilderness survival. At the end of the 20 years you receive 100 million dollars.

2. Your dream woman/man comes along, completely in love with you and willing to help in whatever way s/he can. Along with him/her, you will have a house on the island, complete with furniture, lighting, plumbing, and a kitchen with a refrigerator containing infinite food (but no beverages). 10 years into your stay, your house will burn down, destroying all your possessions and killing your partner. This is unavoidable and non-negotiable.

3. You get a monkey companion who is loyal to you and with whom you are able to communicate simple commands to (such as "go gather coconuts"). This monkey will not harm you. Along with it, you receive a bag of unlimited marijuana (and whatever you may need to smoke it), a cooler with unlimited alcohol, an armchair and an HD tablet containing 20 TB of the movies, music, television and ebooks of your choice. At the end of the 20 years, you must kill your monkey before you can leave the island.

So which would you choose?
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#3
I take optin 2 bcuz Id stay in da houz wit mi lovr so we cud die 2gethr bcuz im all romantc n shih lik dat lolz.

Probably option 1. In all likelihood, the experience would make him less of a prick, and he would be very mature by the end of the 20 years. Also, I'm a Catholic priest.
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#4
What if my dream partner is a monkey?
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#5
3
you had me at unlimited marijuana
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#7
Probably boy scout. As much as I'd love to have a monkey, I wouldn't be able to kill it. And I don't smoke. The lover would be great, but after the ten years, it'd be "what the hell do I do now?" The boy scout is the only one that would have a chance of not ending with soul-deadening emptiness.
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#8
Number 1.

I can gain his knowledge by feasting on the deliciousness contained within his cranial cavity.
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#9
The boy scout. I am one myself ( true story), so we'd get along. I would possibly become gay but so what.
#11
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The boy scout. I am one myself ( true story), so we'd get along. I would possibly become gay but so what.


You were a boyscout??
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#12
All three equal heaps of sex, But I'd prefer the woman so probably 2, though three would be fun to.
#13
I choose Option 4.


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#14
2 never mentions you leave the island.

3, I suppose. Annoying boyscouts are annoying.
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#15
hrm.. probably number 2..
I could go 1, but ill kill the little shit.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#16
But you never leave the island if you pick 2.

nnnokay.
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#17
2.


i like romance and junk.


how perfect is that? live and die with the person you love... plus they can look and act however you want, plus you have an infinite source of sustenance.
#18
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But you never leave the island if you pick 2.

nnnokay.


Do pit monkeys really have that short a memory span when it comes to reading?

Second line of the post makes it quite clear after 20 years, you are retrieved from the island, regardless of your choice.
#19
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Do pit monkeys really have that short a memory span when it comes to reading?

Second line of the post makes it quite clear after 20 years, you are retrieved from the island, regardless of your choice.


But option 2 never mentions you leaving the island.... SO WHAT IF YOUR CAPTORS FORGET TO RETRIEVE YOU?
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#20
1 especially if he is Korean
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#23
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#24
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Do pit monkeys really have that short a memory span when it comes to reading?

Second line of the post makes it quite clear after 20 years, you are retrieved from the island, regardless of your choice.


drrrp. Yeah, read right passed that, nice catch.

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Obviously I never learned anything from that and still don't know what i'm doing.
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#26
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3. I want to enjoy myself for 20 years.



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#28
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But nothing's stopping you from caging the boy scout and forcing him to wear a gimp mask and a sock





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#29
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But nothing's stopping you from caging the boy scout and forcing him to wear a gimp mask and a sock


#30
Number One. I would have him fashion a drum-set and guitar with his skills. With his hyper, annoying disposition, he would make the perfect drummer. He would have plenty of time to learn and we as a band would have plenty of time to rehearse. Come back. Use that 100 million dollars to open a record label that doesn't **** all musicians, and buy better equipment. Go on tour, becoming famous rock-stars, and collecting bands and artists to sign to our label. Die a happy man 40 years later knowing that I changed the world for musicians and succeeded in life. Oh, and donate all the money I had made to find and kill the sons of bitches who put me on the island with that little bastard.

I win.
#32
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Number One. I would have him fashion a drum-set and guitar with his skills. With his hyper, annoying disposition, he would make the perfect drummer. He would have plenty of time to learn and we as a band would have plenty of time to rehearse. Come back. Use that 100 million dollars to open a record label that doesn't **** all musicians, and buy better equipment. Go on tour, becoming famous rock-stars, and collecting bands and artists to sign to our label. Die a happy man 40 years later knowing that I changed the world for musicians and succeeded in life. Oh, and donate all the money I had made to find and kill the sons of bitches who put me on the island with that little bastard.

I win.


Very brilliant! Yet, my choice stands... No. 2.
#33
Tempted to pick number two for sex reasons

But will go for Boy Scout, then after 20 years I am rich and will get all the pussy I want
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#34
As much as I'd hate to be near a boy scout for that long, he's the best option. I hate monkeys, and I don't want my loved one to die, so the boy scout is the best choice. And there's money at the end.
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#35
what if my dream partner is a boy scout monkey...a monkey scout ?

well, I'd probably go with option 3, monkeys are cool, and so is an infinite stock of weed
#36
I'd end up killing myself before I had to kill the monkey, or the fire burned my house down


20 years on an island with no one else and no escape?


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#37
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I'd end up killing myself before I had to kill the monkey, or the fire burned my house down


20 years on an island with no one else and no escape?


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if i started now with plan 1 i would be forty years old with 100 million. which would be alright i guess.
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#39
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You were a boyscout??

Have been one for about 12 years. Currently leading a scouting team of around 12 kids

Im probably one of the worst scouts ever though. Me and a coupla guys have secretly used the local scouting camping site for drinking etc.
#40
Number 3, the second one would drive me insane and the first one would probably suck balls. All you need is pot and music.
Also $100,000,000 would be worthless to you after twenty years of isolation.


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