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#1
well i realize that their are many useful things we overlook because we are so used to them, and one of them is the Zip.

but seriously, look down at your balls, you will realize, if you are wearing jeans that is, that they have flies on them, yea , Zips.

and i'm guessing since allot of the pit have a guitar or bass, that you probably carry it around in a bag...with a zip on it.

basically, i think we should all take a second and see that the zip was one of the greatest inventions EVER.

right Pit
#2
My jeans have buttons, not a zip, and the zip on my guitar case has broken.

Zips are rubbish.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#7
Looking down at my jeans right now they don't have a zip. I don't despise them though.
REGGIE
#8
Buttons on my trousers, and I have a hardcase for my guitar.
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#10
Wait, people actually call them zips? They're zippers.
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#11
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Wait, people actually call them zips? They're zippers.


This is where you're going:

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#14
Thought this was about the file format.
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#15
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What's so bad about a Slayer concert?


I assume this is a rhetorical question?
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#17
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I assume this is a rhetorical question?


I assume I am Ron Burgundy?
#19
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This is where you're going:




Fuck yeah! I love fire caves!
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#20
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I prefer velcro... no one ever got their dick injured by velcro.

No, but you will pull out a pube or two every time you take a piss.
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#21
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Yeah pretty much
It was more for the joke, really.


Was worried then that liked Slayer. Don't do that to me!

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Wrong! You're an apple and rhubarb crumble. Thanks for playing though.
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#22
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I prefer velcro... no one ever got their dick injured by velcro.



Well.....there was this one time....
#23
Man I don't appreciate zips at all, they break in annoying ways not to mention the pain they've caused me in the past - button flies are the way to go!
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#24
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Man I don't appreciate zips at all, they break in annoying ways not to mention the pain they've caused me in the past - button flies are the way to go!



Jesus am I the only one who has graduated with a degree in zipping their own flies up without cutting their dick open?
I knew online college was a bad idea.
#25
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Jesus am I the only one who has graduated with a degree in zipping their own flies up without cutting their dick open?
I knew online college was a bad idea.


I fail to see how you even could get your dick caught in a zip. I mean, ****ing boxers bro.
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#27
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I fail to see how you even could get your dick caught in a zip. I mean, ****ing boxers bro.

It's never slipped out the front hole?
#28
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It's never slipped out the front hole?



... Front hole?
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#29
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It's never slipped out the front hole?


You have a moth problem.
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#30
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... Front hole?


Where the button is. Not all pairs have the button.

#31
The best/worst feeling is when my dick slips out of that hole and my fly is still up so it's still in my pants.
Feels good to hang out, bro.

Feels bad when it's in public and I become extremely conscious about it.
#32
Zippers suck, hard. They always get stuck and shit or break. I have two guitar cases and on both of them the zippers broke.
#33
Even if my boxers have a button, I unbutton it. Saves time at work when I have to wear a belt, and it's not like I walk around in my boxers enough for my dick to hang out in front of anyone.

In the situations I do walk around in my boxers, I'm typically not too worried about it anyway.
#35
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I prefer velcro... no one ever got their dick injured by velcro.

But velcro stops working after a while. Zips are forever.
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#37
I paid 60 dollars for a windbreaker (clothing prices in Hawaii suck) and the zipper broke off just on friday. I'm gonna kill the people at quicksilver.
#39
Yeah precicely, now I know

Just something water resistant so i can get to work in the rain, guess that's out the window now :s
#40
I've had many an accessory/item of clothing ruined by a zip breaking and then being awkward to replace. No trouble like that with buttons, just sew that bad boy right back on there.
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