#1
as title says, one of my most bestest awesome-est friends in the ****ing world is 21 as of right ****ing now.... so wish her a happy b-day UG! you know you she is


Quote by metaldud536
...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
Last edited by SomebodySomeone at Mar 29, 2012,
#4
Happy birthday!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#5
Happy birthday!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#8
Welcome to the world of *legal* alcohol!
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#9
I got you pain and suffering.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#11
Burfdae happee.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#13
Happy birthday!
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#14
Quote by behind_you
Happy birthday!



It looks to me as if someone had their "birthday sex" all over that cake.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#16
Quote by Alpha_Wolf
It looks to me as if someone had their "birthday sex" all over that cake.
lol I picked it based on his avatar. >_>
ggg1 ggg3

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#17
Happy birthday!...You havent been around for a while...well, we mis you!
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Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#21
Quote by behind_you
lol I picked it based on his avatar. >_>

*her

Happy birthday! I got you a flock of seagulls.

#22
Happy birthday!

Here, have the ninth Doctor:
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#24
Happy Birthday

I got you nothing!

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#26
I dunno hoodat but welcome to the 21 Club.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#29
Thanks everyone! Only got to skim, but I will truly appreciate and look at all of these tomorrow. For now, I am obligated to keep the drinking going.


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