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#1
I'm not sure if there has been a thread on this or not (probably has) but do you all name your guitars, and if so, what are the names?

I've got a Gibson Les Paul named Catpiss because when I first saw it, the really funky lighting in it made it look like the color of cat urine. It's a tobacco sunburst but the name just stuck. I've also got a BC Rich Mockingbird named Pheonix.
#4
Call mine Epiphone.
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#12
My blood spatter finish Ibanez is Mary
Satin black Washburn flying V is the Centurion
And my urban camo Warwick is the Comando
#13
I call my guitar Searchbar.
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#14
"That one", "other one", "oh, yeah, the other other one".
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#15
I've never named an instrument; never really saw the point in doing so.
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#16


I think its stupid to name them..just call them by their model, or if multiples, but their color/model
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#17


I name my guitars after guitarists. Lifeson, Beck, Hendrix, Page, Young... And my bass is named Lee.
#18
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#20
No one can get away with naming their guitars unless they're BB King. Maybe just call them #1, #2 etc.... I just refer to them as their model, Les Paul, Strat, Tele etc.. Naming them is gay.
#21
I name them after people, to flatter them, but then don't use those names. yeh thug lyfe yung $$$ cash $$$ 2012 txt it <#
#22
Their names are "left-handed strat", "right-handed strat", "Taylor" because it's a Taylor acoustic, "Jay" because it's a Jay acoustic, "Martin" because it's a Martin acoustic, and "broken unknown acoustic" because there is no indication of any company or model on it.

Only a knob would name their guitars.
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Their names are "left-handed strat", "right-handed strat", "Taylor" because it's a Taylor acoustic, "Jay" because it's a Jay acoustic, "Martin" because it's a Martin acoustic, and "broken unknown acoustic" because there is no indication of any company or model on it.

Only a knob would name their guitars.


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#25
It's stupid

Same with people that name their bongs.

Hey /b/ros name my new piece.
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#26
I'll say what I say every time this thread is made:

Naming guitars is only cool if you name a striped or polka dotted guitar "Plaid Pete"
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#27
I just call them what they are.... The Washburn, the Hummingbird, the whatever....
Nice and simple, I figure only guitar legends that have iconic guitars can name them and not sound like a teenage girl. I don't name my cars, jetskis, or pets either.
Epiphone - Hummingbird
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#28
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It's stupid

Same with people that name their bongs.

Hey /b/ros name my new piece.


Bongs need names. Chicken McNooblet.
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I've thought about naming my guitar. I can't ever think of one that fits, though.
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#36
My blue acoustic's called 'Blue Mongrel', because I don't think the make is well known.


Actually it isn't, but I just made that up. I think it's going to stick.
#37
Basses:
"The blue one"
"The Six String"
"The Fretless"

Guitars:
"The Electric"
"The Acoustic"

Creative, huh? And they're all left-handed so people know which are mine
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#40
My blue Peavey with a floydie I call the blue bastard or blue if I'm feeling tame of tongue
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