#1
They call me
Heimdolla
Maybe you've heard of me
I'm a god damn pagan ang'oh
Alien to your world
pull back my wig and watch my brain glow
but hey oh
Don't be scared
I'm casper the friendly
viking martian
heart-startin' and hair partin'
cuz **** swagga
I'll take class while my
alien warship's departin'

Gamma ray battle axe
come around and get wrecked
drop reoccuring tradgedies
I'm a walking virginia tech.
Get set
I'm take all the jet-set
give'em pampers for when
they get wet
from these,
rhyme induce buckled knees
provide to you superior being truth
with words so obtuse you know it gonna
piss off the fundies
but oh please,
save your letters and unease
just cuz your daughters need me
like sunday groceries
Cough and wheeze
can't hold this in any'mah
blow purple smoke like a
cosmic nebula
yo
tell your gran'ma ma
I'll see her old ass in
val'hal la la

Disscetin' high sector
brain wave functions
understand and document
the cognitive malfuntion
I give you,
dizzy feelings and all
grainy conspiracy pictures
of the creature that bit ya
bright lights and tractor beams
Tell them all in sick call
the drop that hit you
with my hammerfall

Zero gravity norse laden gamma brain quip
thor and loki tokin' buds on my space ship
holdin' quasar light sceptres, we run shit,
Play the chorus back like the track skipped,

Zero gravity norse laden gamma brain quip
thor and loki tokin' buds on my space ship
holdin' quasar light sceptres, we run shit,
Play the chorus back like the track skipped,

Zero gravity norse laden gamma brain quip
thor and loki tokin' buds on my space ship
holdin' quasar light sceptres, we run shit,
Play the chorus back like the track skipped,
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Jul 22, 2012,
#4
rap/hip-hop isn't very good while written down. put a beat to it and sing it. with the beat i had while reading it, it sounded awful.
#6
Quote by stonedhippos
rap/hip-hop isn't very good while written down. put a beat to it and sing it. with the beat i had while reading it, it sounded awful.


I have a very odd rhythm with my raps. I listen to a lot of Dr. Octagon and F. Stokes, so this is written with a lot of stops and flow changes that is really difficult to pick up on while just reading. You're completely right.

Thanks for the comments, dudes!
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