Poll: are some chicks too pretty for porn?
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View poll results: are some chicks too pretty for porn?
yes, there are some :eek: (name them)
5 11%
no such thing :p:
2 5%
what, am I supposed to jerk off to ugly chicks now? f*ck outta here man :haha:
15 34%
sometimes I just sit there for 20 minutes straight psychoanalyzing these girls..like why? :shrug:
3 7%
dude I just bust a nut then go play scrabble or some shit, I don't love these hoes :rolleyes:
6 14%
there are certain girls I wanna put on a cape and save..i'll pay your rent, just love me gurrl :cry:
1 2%
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts :liplick: and suck the dick :o
4 9%
these girls are exhibitionists..they love the attention and they get paid. its just business ;)
6 14%
yeah and I get all sensitive like 'this cant be life, there's gotta be more..this cant be us' :sad:
2 5%
Voters: 44.
#1
you ever watched a porno and think 'damn, this girl is too pretty to be getting her face cummed on'? or am I the only one? Don't get me wrong, some chicks I would describe as 'porno hot' and are perfect for porn (example: lisa ann), but there are other chicks that give off that innocent, girl next door vibe and it breaks my sensitive heart to see them getting their asshole reemed



this can't be life
#2
Don't you dare add a poll!
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#4
who is that?
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#5
Also inb4 everybody opens this thread and then decides to have a cheeky wank.

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#8
Fuck, he added a poll.
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#10
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or am I the only one?


your not the only one. sometimes i watch porn and think how did such a cute girl end up in porn.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#11
her teeth are too big.

would not bang.
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#12
She definitely doesn't have that vibe you're talking about, she still looks like she'd screw and suck for cash!
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#13
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her teeth are too big.

would not bang.

Awkward smile, her eyes look funny.
2/10.
Would not bang.
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#14
Oh, and I don't watch porn. So no.
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#17
As an experiment, I tested to see if watching around half an hour of porn (no touching allowed) before weightlifting would somehow cause my testosterone to kick in and therefore give me strength and endurance. I did'nt really notice a difference, perhaps it somehow stimulated my anima to produce a reverse effect.

I think a neat experiment would be, right before going out with to your girlfriend, friends, work, school, even with your parents, to watch a fair amount of diverse and intense pornography, just to see the effects it would have on your interactions.

EDIT:

but, on topic, errr . . . this girl

EDIT:

OK, once again, THIS girl



Last edited by piratemetalhead at Mar 29, 2012,
#18
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As an experiment, I tested to see if watching around half an hour of porn (no touching allowed) before weightlifting would somehow cause my testosterone to kick in and therefore give me strength and endurance. I did'nt really notice a difference, perhaps it somehow stimulated my anima to produce a reverse effect.

I think a neat experiment would be, right before going out with to your girlfriend, friends, work, school, even with your parents, to watch a fair amount of diverse and intense pornography, just to see the effects it would have on your interactions.


i like the way you think

i think, in a way, porn has made me a little cynical about women. i hate to admit it but its true. the things some of these girls are willing to do..
#19
[quote="piratemetalheabut, on topic, errr . . . this girl

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So HAWT
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#20
Quote by piratemetalhead
As an experiment, I tested to see if watching around half an hour of porn (no touching allowed) before weightlifting would somehow cause my testosterone to kick in and therefore give me strength and endurance. I did'nt really notice a difference, perhaps it somehow stimulated my anima to produce a reverse effect.

I think a neat experiment would be, right before going out with to your girlfriend, friends, work, school, even with your parents, to watch a fair amount of diverse and intense pornography, just to see the effects it would have on your interactions.

edit:

but, on topic, errr . . . this girl


u gon get banned if u dnt rmve that img
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#21
This thread:



All get the **** out before the mods show up.
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#23
This may sound messed up, and greedy. If I had been born a hot gal, I would be doin porn, I mean the money they make, not to mention the fame.
#24
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This may sound messed up, and greedy. If I had been born a hot gal, I would be doin porn, I mean the money they make, not to mention the fame.


But to have your pussy and ass pounded, to have to get cum on your face and not to be treated with respect must suck. Unless you are into that kinda crap though.
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#25
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#26
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This may sound messed up, and greedy. If I had been born a hot gal, I would be doin porn, I mean the money they make, not to mention the fame.


Not to mention the degradation. Oh the degradation.
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#27
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Not to mention the degradation. Oh the degradation.

Oh shut the fuck up.
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#28
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Oh shut the fuck up.




Leave him alone.
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#29
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Oh shut the fuck up.


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#31
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But to have your pussy and ass pounded, to have to get cum on your face and not to be treated with respect must suck. Unless you are into that kinda crap though.


Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
#32
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Different strokes for different folks, I guess.


So there are guys who think when they look at a girl in a porn movie: "I wish that was me"?


That's quite triste.
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#34
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So there are guys who think when they look at a girl in a porn movie: "I wish that was me"?


Oh I'm sure there are plenty. I was really just trying to make a bad pun, though.
#35
The asian one... who is she...
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#36
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The asian one... who is she...


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#37
TS is a faget fuk of faget queer **** u peace of shat u ****in suk
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#39
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This may sound messed up, and greedy. If I had been born a hot gal, I would be doin porn, I mean the money they make, not to mention the fame.


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