#1
I was watching that surviving disaster show on Discovery and it was on a plane hijacking and I googled and found this shit.

Read through some of these items and tell me your mind isn't blown:

Link: Clicky Here

You can bring a pair of hockey skates in your carry-on? and a 7-inch screwdriver?
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#3
now what you have typed 'Things to hijack a plane with...' the government is now watching your computer.
watching mine too now...
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#4
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now what you have typed 'Things to hijack a plane with...' the government is now watching your computer.
watching mine too now...

Muahaha... actually maybe they'll read it and realize how retarded it is to let someone bring a screwdriver, scissors, skates, and other shit on a plane.
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#5
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Muahaha... actually maybe they'll read it and realize how retarded it is to let someone bring a screwdriver, scissors, skates, and other shit on a plane.

I feel like I would be more effective wearing shoes.
#6
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#7
Enjoy the men in black suits that will now be following you around, TS.
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#8
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UG's Wannabe Terrorist ^-^

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#10
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Maillouxlp18
UG's Wannabe Terrorist ^-^

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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#11
I don't know, I can't see myself using any of that stuff during my plane ride.

Then again, I am not a terrorist like the OP.

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#12
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I don't know, I can't see myself using any of that stuff during my plane ride.

Then again, I am not a terrorist like the OP.


You call him a terrorist, but I prefer to think of him as a freedom fighter.
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#13
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You call him a terrorist, but I prefer to think of him as a freedom fighter.

Welcome to the no-fly list.
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#14
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You call him a terrorist, but I prefer to think of him as a freedom fighter.


with his explosive personality..

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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#16
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with his explosive personality..



I just hope that his hopes and dreams don't crash and burn...
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#17
God damn it, I can't take my c0ck on a plane.
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#18
Good luck hurting someone with an ice skate. Seriously. They are not deadly. Unless you are Zednik.
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#19
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Welcome to the no-fly list.


I'm sure Jay can get him off.


Obviously Fassa.
#20
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This post... So much win...
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#21
I had a figure skating competition in Colorado a few years ago, I'm pretty sure that the skates could not be a carry on.
#22
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God damn it, I can't take my c0ck on a plane.


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#23
Ice skates can remove fingers, so yeah they can do damage..
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#24
There are far mor dangerous thing that are not even considered and will never be banned.
#25
Snakes.
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#26
Blasting Caps No No
Dynamite No No
Fireworks No No
Flares (in any form) No No
Hand Grenades No No
Plastic Explosives No No
Realistic Replicas of Explosives(wtf) No No
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