null null 5:37 am
hey you

me 5:38 am

null null 5:38 am
yeah i know its random but i got your name from lifestream and i was bored so figured i'd take a chance and im u
25/f ....how bout u?

me 5:38 am
wtf is that

null null 5:38 am
ah it's so dead on here anymore there's like no one around it gets rather lonely

me 5:44 am

null null 5:44 am
i see.... well i got home from the gym a lil bit ago and just got out of the shower a lil bit ago
idk why but i'm always horny when i get out of the shower......u ever get like that?

me 5:44 am

null null 5:45 am
lol. well i have an idea.... do u have a webcam?? i was about to get on mine in a min. u should cum join me wink.gif
u dont even need one anyway i found an awesome site that basically like an adult version of facebook but with cams wanna see??

me 5:45 am
not really

null null 5:46 am
it only takes like a minute to singup and it's completely free to sign-up too

me 5:46 am
no thanks

null null 5:46 am
just click the join free tab up top there and you can make ure name see it??

me 5:46 am
you're too easy slut

null null 5:46 am
kk this is going ot be soo much fun.. i can't wait.

Act uninterested. And boom! They be begging!
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Like twice the size of mine.

So not that big...

Still, 2 inches isn't that bad.
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Looks legit. Must be an African princess or something.

Mmm... I gave her my bank info so she can wire some money to me.
You use AIM.
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AOL (America Online) Instant Messenger.

All the rage like 10 years ago.

Reminded me of this.

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i love how bots respond to literally anything with 'lol' or 'i see' or just blatantly ignore you and return to 'i'm horny'.
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