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#3
How fugly.

Most likely my hand though.
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#4
Is a brown, head-sized paper bag available?
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#6
I let a retarded girl blow me, so I'm pretty sure I'd take a fugly one.
#7
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Is a brown, head-sized paper bag available?


will that work if her whole body is covered in eczema?


this is difficult without knowing the grade of uglyness
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#10
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will that work if her whole body is covered in eczema?


this is difficult without knowing the grade uglyness

I was assuminjg it was just the face.
I mean, if she smells like last weeks kippers, then it's me an ol' righty again.
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#11
My hand.
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#13
Depends on how fugly etc.

Probably my hand though thanks.
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#14
Again, depends on how fugly.

If she's NeoEvil's mother level fugly, forget it.
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#15
Hand. I only do perfect girls since the thing that happened last time.
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#16
Does she have a nice body? Cause if it's fugly from head to toe, I'll just stick to going solo.
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#17
My hands. That bitch'd give me diseases by spitting up my dick and i sure don't want that. Anyway, many of you may now know that yesterday i had a BROOTZ wank last night and i am the most hardcore fapper around (in reference to my sig taken directly from the thread).

Anyway i can fap way better than any fugly bitches with AIDS can give me a blowjob.
#21
My personal scoring system adds up to ten, as follows:-

0 - 3 points for face
0 - 3 points for body
0 - 3 points for personality
1 special bonus point available, to be added at my discretion

Now, I have screwed girls with good face/not so good bod, and opposite way around too. Would rather the face scored higher generally, although legs beat all.

We all know I'd shag a 6/10, and have indeed taken a 5/10 up the shitter (2 face, 2 bod + 1 personality, for those keeping tabs).

By the way: there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob. Ended up screwing THAT girl's younger sister, who was much better.
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#22
If she is fugly in the face then I will brown paper bag her head!

If its the whole thing then hand it is!!
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#23
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Is a brown, head-sized paper bag available?


This is the correct answer.
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#26



hand
hand
hand
hand
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#27
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He will be missed. Only by me, really, but still.
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#29
Now that's just a phuqqin zero. None. Nil. Nada. Nought. Why would you do that to a person?
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#30
Probably my hand. It usually works out this way.

Edit: **** me! ^ Definitely the hand
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#32
That thing should be put in a zoo.


MY HAND!!!!
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#33
Take her from behind?
Profit.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#35
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Take her from behind?
Profit.


Which way is behind?
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#36
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Which way is behind?

The side opposite to whichever you don't want to look at I suppose. In the case of that ogre up there, "behind" is the wall.
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#37
With her face away from you?

That being said, if she is fugly enough that you can't tell her ass from her face, then steer clear, and hire a medium standard hooker.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#38
My hand. No question. I have standards.
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#39
even fugly pussy is better then no pussy...ya'know.
so yea, all depends on how drunk i am.
#40
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even fugly pussy is better then no pussy...ya'know.
so yea, all depends on how drunk i am.


sounds like something i would say... but that picture...

man.. not enough booze in the world
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