#1
I just went on my wife's facebook and changed her birthday to april 1st. I'm still chuckling about it...but I'm not sure if it's enough. Can anyone think of a good prank that involves a bag full of dog hair?

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Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off the horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off the horse"
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either way your gonna need a big bucket... how you set it under the horse is up to you.
#3
That's a horrible idea...what if she finds it comfortable and decides to grow her pubes into a 70s fro
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Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off the horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off the horse"
Quote by stepchildusmc
either way your gonna need a big bucket... how you set it under the horse is up to you.
#4
You have to sleep with her best friend. Then, when she walks in the room and catches you, throw dog hair at her and yell April Fools.
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#6
Glue it all over yourself, hide behind a door, and when she comes through, yell 'Bigfoot rape' and take her roughly from behind.
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#7
Man that is such an innocent prank. I love it

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You have to sleep with her best friend. Then, when she walks in the room and catches you, throw dog hair at her and yell April Fools.

#8
Go to her iTunes.


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Change every song name and band name to the same letter.
#9
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I just went on my wife's facebook and changed her birthday to april 1st.



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#10
Tie her to a lampost, cover her in glue and dog hair whilst reciting incantations. Then burn your house down and flee abroad. Send her a well written letter next April fools saying "April Fools"
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#11
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You have to sleep with her best friend. Then, when she walks in the room and catches you, throw dog hair at her and yell April Fools.

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#12
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Go to her iTunes.


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Get info


Change every song name and band name to the same letter.

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#13
Murder her and then commit suicide. When the police show up to investigate, they'll see the dog hair and think to themselves, "Hey, look, dog hair." Then and only then will your prank be complete.
#14
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This.



Yup.
Or another alternative would be to knock here out and rape her hardcore. When she wakes up covered in pussy blood and with AIDS tells her that it was your best friend. Your best friend goes to jail for no reason and your wife dies of AIDS so you get all of the corpse ****ing you'll ever need.

You win in every way + you've april fooled 2 people in one go.



Tell me how it goes and PM me the vid of the Hardcore Rape.
#16
step 1 : wake up before her and put a trace of doghair from your room to the garage or basement

step 2 : hire circus bear able to hold a sign 'april fool' while balancing on a bowling ball

step 3 : put bear in garage/basement

step 4 : when wife followed the hair and opens door, push her in and lock door behind her
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#17
Quote by DonGlover
You have to sleep with her best friend. Then, when she walks in the room and catches you, throw dog hair at her and yell April Fools.


LOL i like this one the best so far
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Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off the horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off the horse"
Quote by stepchildusmc
either way your gonna need a big bucket... how you set it under the horse is up to you.
#18
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Yup.
Or another alternative would be to knock here out and rape her hardcore. When she wakes up covered in pussy blood and with AIDS tells her that it was your best friend. Your best friend goes to jail for no reason and your wife dies of AIDS so you get all of the corpse ****ing you'll ever need.

You win in every way + you've april fooled 2 people in one go.



Tell me how it goes and PM me the vid of the Hardcore Rape.



#19
Put the hair in the road, cover it in blood like stuff, run over it a few times and run inside screaming OMG THE DOG IS DEAD.

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#20
Quote by IYanoplathizoI
Put the hair in the road, cover it in blood like stuff, run over it a few times and run inside screaming OMG THE DOG IS DEAD.

Maybe gluen it to a trash bag full of whatever so it looks more dog like?