Poll: do you have a good fight record?
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View poll results: do you have a good fight record?
*sips martini* ..like who the hell gets into fights anyway? i'm a lover, not a fighter :kiss:
30 32%
undefeated, though i'm retired now; but i was a beast back in my day son! :redbite:
1 1%
i'm with you OP, my fight record is putrid. I suck at fighting but i won't back down! :vhan:
2 2%
fighting is dumb when you could easily talk your way out of situations like me :no:
5 5%
wouldn't take these internet tough guys seriously, everyone is an ultimate fighting champion :haha:
17 18%
I have a pretty good fight record. you f*ck with me you f*ck with the best :bash:
5 5%
I can't get into fights...not scared to, but because i'll actually kill a motherf*cker :killaxe:
6 6%
you win some, you lose some. half the time i don't even remember, i was so wasted :headbang:
7 7%
I try to avoid confrontation as much as possible; I hate fighting... :idea:
21 22%
Voters: 94.
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#4
0-0

What kind of dimwitted **** fights?
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#7
I think TS makes awesome threads and polls. You guys know that if you don't like the threads, you can try not posting in them, right?

As for me I haven't gotten into any. Been close a few times, though.
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#9
Quote by Kensai
I think TS makes awesome threads and polls. You guys know that if you don't like the threads, you can try not posting in them, right?

As for me I haven't gotten into any. Been close a few times, though.


these guys are weirdos, i think they're masochists really

they seem like the same time of dudes that pay to watch their wife get plowed by another guy
#10
Quote by Kensai
I think TS makes awesome threads and polls. You guys know that if you don't like the threads, you can try not posting in them, right?

Who said I didnt like them?
#11
Killjoy your threads are terrible and your poll options even more so but honestly you have established yourself as one of the most memorable UGers this decade. Congratz!
#12
Quote by killjoy_bentley
these guys are weirdos, i think they're masochists really

they seem like the same time of dudes that pay to watch their wife get plowed by another guy


Okay, I can't stand your threads or polls, but that's pretty spot on .
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#15
lol TS is an pussy as biatch, fuk off u gay queer
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#17
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I start fist fights versus fences in my backyard.


Isn't that the name of a P!ATD song?
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#19
Against other patrons? 5-2 which I can remember.

Against bouncers? 0-3.

Don't fight bouncers.
#20
One fight.

One punch.

I won.
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#21
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Against other patrons? 5-2 which I can remember.

Against bouncers? 0-3.

Don't fight bouncers.

bouncers are always big, burly motherf*ckers but do they actually have to know how to fight to get the job?

like it that part of the job description? or do you just have to look intimidating?

I've never tried my hand against a bouncer, so you're a braver man (and possibly dumber) than me I guess
#23
Never been in a bar, cause I'm underaged


And I was almost in a fight at a party, but the kids backed off and the cops showed up


Actually, that night when I got home (still drunk) I made a thread titled "Party just got blown up" in the Pit and it failed miserably
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Thrustor: 2012
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#24
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close...enough


I'm not sure which P!atD you're talking about, but that's the reference I was making
#26
By "bar", do you mean your dad's liquor cabinet? I thought 12 year-olds weren't supposed to drink alcohol.
#27
Every time Ive tried fighting with a bar, I usually lose.
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#28
i do not go to bars or fight. WHAT DO?
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#29
Quote by moody git
i do not go to bars or fight. WHAT DO?


Go to a bar and spend your time trying to get sex


Isn't that one of the goal of bars?
-Try and pick up a chick?
-Shrug off the shit week you had
-Go H.A.M.
-Fight somebody

EDIT: Tonight I drink to you pit, I'm gettin some beers at my buddies house, and I got a little bit of jager left for when I get home


and I'm gonna make a shit thread
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Thrustor: 2012
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#30
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What kind of dimwitted **** fights?

This.
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#31
Never was in a bar fight. Never had a reason to fight anyone at a bar.


I've never been in any fight actually. It's not my style.
#32
Quote by daytripper75
Never was in a bar fight. Never had a reason to fight anyone at a bar.


I've never been in any fight actually. It's not my style.


then how do you know what you're made of?
#33
Quote by killjoy_bentley
then how do you know what you're made of?



I don't have some macho complex where I need to know how well I can fight.


I feel like some of you seem to think that fights are a normal occurrence. I've never once come close to being in a fight. It's not like I've been intentionally avoiding them, but I've just never been put in a situation where it was something that might happen.
#34
Why does everyone hate on this guy's threads and polls? They seem perfectly acceptable to me, except for the overuse of smilies in the poll options.

Never been in a bar fight.

EDIT: My situation is the same as daytripper's.
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Mar 30, 2012,
#36
I am legitimately 2 - 0

I had one drunken fight in Philadelphia that started for unknown reasons. But The cops came and I wasn't arrested so I count that as a win.

The other one was in West Lafayette, Indiana. That one started because I was walking on a sidewalk that someone else had apparently claimed as his own territory. To warn me I was trespassing on his sidewalk he threw a cooler at me. Then he got super mad mad when I told him I was just trying to walk home and he swung at me. He was was way more drunk than I was, but I had to defend myself.
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#37
Quote by Kensai
I think TS makes awesome threads and polls. You guys know that if you don't like the threads, you can try not posting in them, right?

As for me I haven't gotten into any. Been close a few times, though.


Why don't you follow your own advise?
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#38
I can get pretty aggressive when very drunk, and even so haven't got near a bar fight.
Nearly smacked a 45ish year old guy in the face who kept hitting on my (at the time) 17 year old female friend. Just pulled her out of the pub and told him to get ****ed.
Violence is really easily avoided and usually better avoided too.
#39
Quote by MakinLattes
People usually don't put up a fight after being drugged.


Go team rohypnol!

If someone gets too aggressive at a bar I just shame him until he shuts up, either by insulting him while standing behind my large friends or beating him at arm wrestling.
#40
Quote by killjoy_bentley

I've never tried my hand against a bouncer, so you're a braver man (and possibly dumber) than me I guess

Just drunker.

But to answer your question, it depends on the establishment.

I've helped my buddy's McDojo train bouncers before, and I can tell you that you have to be big and intimidating.
Last edited by -[NiL]- at Mar 30, 2012,
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