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#1
http://pitchfork.com/news/45934-lil-b-to-speak-at-new-york-university/

He said later about it "What I will tell you is that I specialize in the progression of humans. It's gonna be a real progressive talk and when everybody leaves, their lives will be changed....Respect to NYU because they really see what I give to the world and they really believe in me. Respect to [NYU President] John Sexton. I got swag like Sexton. Spread the positive."

Wow.
#4
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The only positive Lil B is spreading is HIV.


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
I wish I could be there but I can't. Hopefully someone tapes it and puts it on Youtube. This will be a Based moment for the ages.
#7
Quote by genghisgandhi
http://pitchfork.com/news/45934-lil-b-to-speak-at-new-york-university/

He said later about it "What I will tell you is that I specialize in the progression of humans. It's gonna be a real progressive talk and when everybody leaves, their lives will be changed....Respect to NYU because they really see what I give to the world and they really believe in me. Respect to [NYU President] John Sexton. I got swag like Sexton. Spread the positive."

Wow.



So within the first 30 seconds? That's gotta be a world-record of life changing.
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#8
I love how some of you guys actually take his music seriously. he's one of the biggest trolls ever.
#10
Quote by genghisgandhi
The tickets (or whatever they use to get into this) are gonna run at least 500 dollars on the secondary market. Why would people leave within 30 seconds?



Because they realized they were suckered into the scam of the century and they're trying to salvage their remaining dignity.
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#11
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Because they realized they were suckered into the scam of the century and they're trying to salvage their remaining dignity.

Kony 2012?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#12
East coast niggas liking west coast rappers.

What has this country come to?
#14
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Who the **** is Little B?


A really really really really really really really bad rapper.
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When they're down is the safest time.

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#16
Quote by skylerjames13
A really really really really really really really bad rapper.

Then why is he giving lectures at NYU? As a rapper, I don't think his lyrical compositions show his worth as a lecturer for post secondary students.
Is he wealthy and an NYU graduate? If that was the case, then I'd understand.
#17
Quote by Extra Ordinary
Then why is he giving lectures at NYU? As a rapper, I don't think his lyrical compositions show his worth as a lecturer for post secondary students.
Is he wealthy and an NYU graduate? If that was the case, then I'd understand.


I have no idea why they would invite him. They're probably out of their heads.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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#18
Quote by skylerjames13
I have no idea why they would invite him. They're probably out of their heads.

Bet they won't pay him the cool 15G's they paid Bristol Palin to speak about abstinence.
#21
lolwut
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#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
The only positive Lil B is spreading is HIV.


“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#24
Quote by skylerjames13
A really really really really really really really bad rapper.

how dare you


the nerve of some plebs
#26
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Hipster trends are retarded.

Everything you like is retarded. You're retarded and you're 112 years old and you're made of flour that tastes like sand and you're sinking to the bottom of a cave full of carbon monoxide. You could die now (probably from some kind of non-sexually-transmitted penis infection) and nobody who matters would care. Then your pasty, anthrax-like soul would go to Sheol and do nothing but watch daytime TV.
#27
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Everything you like is retarded. You're retarded and you're 112 years old and you're made of flour that tastes like sand and you're sinking to the bottom of a cave full of carbon monoxide. You could die now (probably from some kind of non-sexually-transmitted penis infection) and nobody who matters would care. Then your pasty, anthrax-like soul would go to Sheol and do nothing but watch daytime TV.



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#32
Quote by █▐▌█▐▌
Everything you like is retarded. You're retarded and you're 112 years old and you're made of flour that tastes like sand and you're sinking to the bottom of a cave full of carbon monoxide. You could die now (probably from some kind of non-sexually-transmitted penis infection) and nobody who matters would care. Then your pasty, anthrax-like soul would go to Sheol and do nothing but watch daytime TV.


MASH comeson Daytime television. Sounds like a good life to me~
#34
Garage punk album, fuck yeah. Basedgod never fails to disappoint.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#35
Quote by StreetLight3989
Garage punk album, fuck yeah. Basedgod never fails to disappoint.

It's great b/c I love the #based philosophy (from a distance) and his zany rhymes and loveable personality but don't like hip-hop.
#36
Easily one of the best musical trolls of our time.
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#37
I bet he's actually smart and doing a psychology experiment over how stupid people are.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#38
He's deliberately acting like every bad stereotype that rappers have in order to prove the point that there will be people stupid enough to buy it.
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#39
Quote by █▐▌█▐▌
It's great b/c I love the #based philosophy (from a distance) and his zany rhymes and loveable personality but don't like hip-hop.

Lil B truly crossing boundaries. Constantly proving basedgod can do no wrong.


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I bet he's actually smart and doing a psychology experiment over how stupid people are.

Really? I had no idea...
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#40
According to Pitchfork's report, here are a few excerpts from his speech:

"I'm the first rapper to adopt a tabby cat. I adopted it straight from the ASPCA, you feel me?"

"When I was younger, I didn't even know how to walk. I was so self-conscious."

"Every single person you meet, look at them like a golden million dollar baby."

"I was having these big ant problems in my house. As I was studying these ant colonies. It's like man, they have their own communities too. I'm there with them."

"I'm out here trying to get my Mitt Romney on."

"You guys are the first to hear it: I'm actually releasing my rock album. This is gonna be some garage punk. This one's for the rebels. Look out for the Lil B rock record, California Boy."

"Let's stop fracking. Who knows about hydraulic fracking? I'm like whodie, get that oil out the ocean!"

"Real talk, you guys are about to freak out because I got a song with one of the biggest artists on Earth coming."

At one point, Lil B laid on a table and imitated himself going to sleep, whispering, "Honesty, integrity, friendship, passion..."

"Until further notice, I'm paying taxes and I'm loving it."

Absolute gold
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