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#1
so yeah, i cooked bacon in a frying pan. for someone who has never touched a stove or anything more complex than a microwave or a toaster, i feel insanely good, wanted to share that insanely good feeling with you guys.
#3
Let's lift TS onto a chair and dance!
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#4
Quote by Musicforyou17
I was thinking this thread would be about a sex change


This.

TS, I learnt to cook bacon when I was 11. If your logic is correct, I was a man before I went through puberty.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#6
So I became a man when I was ten? Cool, I guess.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#10
Quote by Cyngus
try sex



maybe when you're older than 13, you'll try sex Cyngus.
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#12
Quote by iup788
maybe when you're older than 13, you'll try sex Cyngus.

not 13, not virgin, not going to continue useless internet argument.
#14
I was frying up whole pounds of bacon before I learned how to shit in a toilet.
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#15
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Now that you've broken the ice, try stir frying some shit next.


if you tell what i need and how, i will fully cook dinner and post pics.
#17
Quote by Spaztikko
if you tell what i need and how, i will fully cook dinner and post pics.

He already told you, start stir frying some shit.

Ingredients
Shit
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#18
Quote by behind_you
The manliness bar is getting lower everyday.

Stepped on a lego. Didn't cry. You mad, bro?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#19
Quote by Spaztikko
if you tell what i need and how, i will fully cook dinner and post pics.

Ignore the borderline abusive language as I didn't make the image, but it's one of my favorites. And feel free to use different veggies or subtract ones you don't want.

Last edited by -[NiL]- at Mar 30, 2012,
#20
Quote by DonGlover
He already told you, start stir frying some shit.

Ingredients
Shit



**** YOU THIS IS A BIG THING FOR ME
#21
Quote by Gorelord666
Stepped on a lego. Didn't cry. You mad, bro?
No. Just disappoint.
ggg1 ggg3

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#22
Quote by behind_you
No. Just disappoint.

Sorry.

To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#23
Quote by Spaztikko
**** YOU THIS IS A BIG THING FOR ME

I GOT A "BIG THING" FOR YOU!!!
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#24
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Ignore the borderline abusive language as I didn't make the image, but it's one of my favorites. And feel free to use different veggies or subtract ones you don't want.




lol thanks. ive found this awesome packet of all the vegetables and shit i can chuck in the pan too, and some streaks of steak, so im going to do that .

taste gooood.
#26
Quote by DonGlover
I GOT A "BIG THING" FOR YOU!!!



stop winking at me in a sexual fashion. there's already one creepy guy who follows me in my hood.
#27
Quote by Spaztikko
lol thanks. ive found this awesome packet of all the vegetables and shit i can chuck in the pan too, and some streaks of steak, so im going to do that .

taste gooood.

If you are using steak, I'd suggest not using the honey.
#28
Quote by behind_you

Fuck you, Snape. You didn't get her in the end.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#30
awww. i thougth this was an "I had sex for the first time" thread...

bu oh well, congratulations on your cooking.
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#32
Quote by Spaztikko
if you tell what i need and how, i will fully cook dinner and post pics.


Trial and error is a mans best friend, it will set you free
#34
A real man would have had his bitch cook his bacon for him.
Fucking poser.
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
If this is gonna turn into a cooking thread, I can make bread (with beer), and pies (steak n cheese, minced beef n cheese, chicken n mushroom) like a b!tch. And none of this fagg0try pie making in a machine rubbish
#36
You're not a man until you've cooked bacon with no shirt on.

Unless you have a cooch.
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#37
Quote by Jackal58
A real man would have had his bitch cook his bacon for him.
Fucking poser.

Bet you wouldn't post that with the wife watching!
#38
Try cooking something that takes a little more skill. Cooking bacon consists of roughly 2 steps:
1. turn burner on high
2. put bacon in pan


Try breading some chicken and frying it, or perhaps cooking a nice steak.
#39
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
Try breading some chicken and frying it, or perhaps cooking a nice steak.
Or a souffle.

Like a motherfuggin' SIR.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#40
If you like your steak well done, don't tell people.

I like the mofo to be still mooing, but I'm not like the turds who act like you're "insulting the meat."
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