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Fear America bichiz, fear America. We're about to have laser weapons very soon. Check it out --

The dream of sailors, nerds and sailor-nerds everywhere is on the verge of coming true, senior Navy technologists swear. Within four years, they claim they’ll have a working prototype of a laser cannon, ready to place aboard a ship.


The Navy thinks maritime laser weapons finally represent a proven, mature technology. The key point came last April, when the Navy put a test laser firing a (relatively weak) 15-kilowatt beam aboard a decommissioned destroyer. Never before had a laser cannon at sea disabled an enemy vessel. But the Martime Laser Demonstrator cut through choppy California waters, an overcast sky and salty sea air to burn through the outboard engine of a moving motorboat a mile away.


Video demonstration

And soon, we will have developed megawatt lasers, ready for elite battle implementation...

a megawatt beam would burn through 20 feet of steel in a single second.


Mmm hmmm, yea my little non-American babies. There's no way Obi-Wan Kenobi isn't your only hope now.
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See this is why we should vote for Newt Gingrich. Think about it. Newt wants moon bases...Navy has lazer beams that go pew pew pew. Moon base+lasers =

#9
Good good...

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Sure we could spend our money on roads, schools, and health care, but then we wouldn't have ship-killing lasers.
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I'm sure Japan's already building Gundams in secret. The Empire of Japan will rise again.
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Sure we could spend our money on roads, schools, and health care, but then we wouldn't have ship-killing lasers.


We shall test these lasers on you.
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We shall test these lasers on you.


No, you misunderstand. I choose lasers. Any day.
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I'm sure Japan's already building Gundams in secret. The Empire of Japan will rise again.


Secret? They are flaunting their Gundam technology.

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No, you misunderstand. I choose lasers. Any day.


Aye, comrade.
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Sure we could spend our money on roads, schools, and health care, but then we wouldn't have ship-killing lasers.


Actually, we spend our money on all of the above.

With a historic perspective, we're spending a much smaller percentage on guns now than we normally have.

If you spend it all on guns and none on butter then you're a Nazi, but if you spend too much on butter and not enough on guns, then you get fat and get forced to learn German. Or Arabic. Or Chinese.

Let's try to get more return on our investments in roads, schools, and health care. As those costs go up, the quality seems to go down.
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Actually, we spend our money on all of the above.

With a historic perspective, we're spending a much smaller percentage on guns now than we normally have.

If you spend it all on guns and none on butter then you're a Nazi, but if you spend too much on butter and not enough on guns, then you get fat and get forced to learn German. Or Arabic. Or Chinese.

Let's try to get more return on our investments in roads, schools, and health care. As those costs go up, the quality seems to go down.


As I said, my poorly worded post makes it seem like I'm anti-laser. I am not anti-laser. I'm pro-laser.
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I want a ****ing laser pistol.

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Being totally and completely honest, this is the first thing I thought of when I entered this thread but I didn't think it was relevant enough to be cool
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Being totally and completely honest, this is the first thing I thought of when I entered this thread but I didn't think it was relevant enough to be cool
It's quite relevant to the topic at hand, Mr. Bond.
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As I said, my poorly worded post makes it seem like I'm anti-laser. I am not anti-laser. I'm pro-laser.


Sorry, kaptkegan, didn't mean it personally against you. Just stating an opinion for the sake of healthy discourse. I already saw your clarification before posting, so no offense intended toward anyone; least of all you. Not like that other guy who wanted to try the laser out on you
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Sorry, kaptkegan, didn't mean it personally against you. Just stating an opinion for the sake of healthy discourse. I already saw your clarification before posting, so no offense intended toward anyone; least of all you. Not like that other guy who wanted to try the laser out on you


No prob. I just want the world to know how much I love the fact that we have lasers in the pipeline.



Gonna be like this:

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#35
ok ok you've all convinced me. Next task for science: pussy galore

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Sorry, kaptkegan, didn't mean it personally against you. Just stating an opinion for the sake of healthy discourse. I already saw your clarification before posting, so no offense intended toward anyone; least of all you. Not like that other guy who wanted to try the laser out on you


I hear you would like to be tested.
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#37
Interesting how dangerous lasers are. Even the ones that aren't weapons. Blink 182 used the strongest touring laser in the world on their Honda Civic tour. It can burn a piece of paper in seconds. Mark accidentally looked at it and burned his retina, and doesn't care at all.
#38
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Never before had a laser cannon at sea disabled an enemy vessel.

Still hasn't. That was a perfectly harmless, American motor launch.
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No prob. I just want the world to know how much I love the fact that we have lasers in the pipeline.



Gonna be like this:


Also, laser =/= phaser.
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