#1
Obviously there was a time when the pit had no threads, and someone had to make that very first thread. So, pretending that you could go back to that time, what would be that very first thread that you would make to start everything off. Would it be a simple thread about people's favorite songs and artists? Or would it be something on the lines of pics of hot girls?

So, imagine you are the pit God, what would you create?

inb4 God doesn't exist so this thread doesn't make any sense.
#4
I'd post a thread about how my life got flipped, turned upside down...
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#6
Post pics of tits.
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#8
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Is it just Fanta sea?

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#10
I've been on forums with little posts, it's very intimidating to start a new legacy.
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#11
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Is it just Fanta sea?



Caught in a

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You sick bastard.



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#15
look up to the

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#16
^ you skipped a line!

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#17
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and sea
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#19
First thread would go something like this:
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I feel dirty, should i?

Well, tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd. We'd heard it was good but we really couldn't get into it. We got about half way in and decided to turn it off. We were debating what to do when one of my roomates, Andy comes out with a porn dvd and next thing i knew it was in the player and we were all sat around, 4 guys watching a porn together. It wasn't very good in all honesty. It was just three rather ugly women sitting around in a basement, I don't want to break the rules so i'll just say they were "having fun".

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Now I feel sort of wrong about it. I'm a straight guy and I just feel really dirty about the whole thing. I haven't really spoken to my roommates since then and I just went into my room and hopped on the internet after a while. So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet?


Archive has one Pit thread from 2005 (it'a 'Rules' thread):
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&f=85&page=1&pp=30&sort=lastpost&order=desc&daysprune=-1
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#21
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I used that wayback machine once to look at the very earliest UG. The first thread had someone telling someone to **** off from what i remember.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11">http://web.archive.org/web/20051212155753/https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11

There was an "Only Religion thread", an "Only Political thread" and a "Sex Thread Sequel" in 2005. The ones that exist today carry a long legacy.
#22
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^ you skipped a line!



Dammit. This is why you don't try to anticipate being ninja'd.
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#23
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https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11">http://web.archive.org/web/20051212155753/https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11

There was an "Only Religion thread", an "Only Political thread" and a "Sex Thread Sequel" in 2005. The ones that exist today carry a long legacy.


Jeez talk about old school.
#24
I'm just a

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#26
what are you guys doing to the bohemian rhapsody? is this some kind of remix?

i would make a thread on why i should be the ruler of the pit
#27
The thing with wondering about what we would say is that we know the boundaries. If you ask me, the most likely first topic would be along the line of "What can be said here ?"
#28
Cause I'm


(I'd have put a picture of Louis XVI but nah)




#29
little

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#30
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The prettiest thing I've ever seen
I only get to hold her when she's injured
I only get to kiss her where she's sore
#31
It all started with scat pr0nz
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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