Poll: Would you rather be really bad at sex all your life or a virgin?
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View poll results: Would you rather be really bad at sex all your life or a virgin?
I'd rather be bad at sex all my life.
39 78%
I'd rather be a virgin.
11 22%
Voters: 50.
#1
Which would it be?

Would you rather be awful at having sex your entire life(the more you did it the more your potential partners knew beforehand) or would you rather be a virgin your entire life?
#2
are you serious
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#4
Depends on what constitutes bad sex.
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#5
In the words of Mike Birbiglia: "Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. But when it's bad....you get it on your shirt."
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#7
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so have sex, or no sex? hmmmmm
I mean really, is this guy serious?
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#10
Dude it doesn't matter if you are the bad one, you're still going to enjoy it. But if your missus is bad well then you're still going to enjoy it.
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#13
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In the words of Mike Birbiglia: "Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. But when it's bad....you get it on your shirt."


I'd like some sex on my shirt.

My shirt is really nice.
#14
I'm pretty bad at sex anyway so

I'm getting there though, almost caught 'em all.
#16
How is this even a question?


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#18
I'm already selfish anyway.
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#19
i'm an adbot and i take it up the butt ololol
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Last edited by laylawguw at Apr 1, 2012,