#1
Pit, prepare for a rant followed by a favour I ask of you. If you don't want to read the rant simply read the bold part.

So, by now some people know that my PC is screwed. It's been this way since October and I've been awaiting a new one for over a month. The parts should have been here two weeks after my order but due to the incompetence or laziness of the shop owners the deadline sadly wasn't met.

Due to the derpery of my PC I haven't been able to record anything without my phone for a long time because this garbage can't handle Audacity or any other recording program for that matter. I have a long list of artists I want to upload to my phone because my PC can't handle any Torrent program. My gaming experience has been reduced to playing only HaxBall and Angry Birds because this trash can can't handle any game that requires installation. Even YouTube can't be watched without a fear of the PC crashing.


Shooping is also impossible. The moment I open up GIMP or PS the screen freezes and that's usually the end of my quest, since even online photo editing is too much. I've had enough of this because I want simply to resize a .GIF to use as my avatar here.

I now ask the members of the Pit to perform this advanced shoopery and resize this .GIF to 50*50 pixels. The man who accomplishes this difficult quest will be granted a place in my sig for one week, stating that he is indeed a God of Shoop.

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/3/29/066d8a14-4f3b-4ed9-8d52-d89135db3605.gif


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#9
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
I was already making it when you'd posted. And mine is in better quality anyway



I just wanna be popular
#10
Quote by SlackerBabbath
I'm so tempted right now to quickly set that as my avatar so that I can be the first to use it.

#13
All of you did a good job, so I'll put you all in my sig since I can't spot any flaws in any of them.

Quote by whoomit


Y U STILL MY OWL SWAG?!





Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Apr 1, 2012,
#14
Quote by sam b
Mine is best though

Except for the part where its exactly the same as mine, right down to the image URL
#15
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
Except for the part where its exactly the same as mine, right down to the image URL

>.>
<.<
>.>


No, that's what I want you to think
#16
The sigging is done! Ride, Horsemen of the Shoopocalypse!

Also, a delicious kebab for all of you.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#22
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#23
^
I apologise good sir, but you shall not be added to my sig. All entries after post #13 are invalid. You still get a delicious kebab for your efforts:



Oh, to hell with it, I like what you did with the colours. You're in.

EDIT AGAIN: Dammit, it was just my screen. It's the same pic. No sig for you.
THE CONTEST IS CLOSED!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Apr 1, 2012,
#24
Oh god, please do me this. If you can resize it to 1:1 that'd be even better.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#25
Quote by Banjocal
Oh god, please do me this. If you can resize it to 1:1 that'd be even better.


hotlink disabled
Quote by goest
^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

Quote by WCPhils
That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



Quote by KnightBand
Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
#26
A strange avatar, but whatever:



Actually, I know what GIF that is:

Last edited by CrimsonBizzare at Apr 1, 2012,
#27
Excuse me, I am the Owl around here.


Oh, who am I kidding. It's good to have company!
#28
Quote by Oyface
Excuse me, I am the Owl around here.


Oh, who am I kidding. It's good to have company!

Our owls shall joyfully hunt rodents together.


Also, your will supply the weed, my will supply the acid.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#29
This was an odd premise for a thread, given the Avatar Exchange thread that is still currently open.

But hey, what the hell do I know?

I'm just a dead fox.
#30
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Y U STILL MY OWL SWAG?!




Y U STEEL MYN!?

I HAD 1ST SO THER!


... Okay sorry
#31
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
A strange avatar, but whatever:

:3
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#32
Quote by sam b

Quote by CrimsonBizzare


Just so you know, there's a thread for this here: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903744


Sorry guys, tried both of those but I kept getting a message that said "The file that you have tried to attach is too big. The maximum size is 20000 bytes."
#33
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Sorry guys, tried both of those but I kept getting a message that said "The file that you have tried to attach is too big. The maximum size is 20000 bytes."

Forgot about the size limit, here:

#35
Quote by whoomit

... Okay sorry

All is forgiven.



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#36
Hey Slacker, I did your monk before and now I see you got your monkeys as avatar. I figured you'd want other paintings too so here are a couple for future use



Quote by goest
^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

Quote by WCPhils
That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



Quote by KnightBand
Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
#37
Quote by Drakathan
Hey Slacker, I did your monk before and now I see you got your monkeys as avatar. I figured you'd want other paintings too so here are a couple for future use




Slacker! Use the bird for all that is pure and sacred. It's keeeeeewl.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
Quote by JamSessionFreak
All is forgiven.

(Invalid img)



I had a kebab the night before last! I couldn't manage it all though 'cause it was massive

Quote by Drakathan
Hey Slacker, I did your monk before and now I see you got your monkeys as avatar. I figured you'd want other paintings too so here are a couple for future use




Well aren't you just a sweety-pie
#39
Quote by Drakathan
Hey Slacker, I did your monk before and now I see you got your monkeys as avatar. I figured you'd want other paintings too so here are a couple for future use





Cheers, that's really appreciated.
Quote by whoomit

Well aren't you just a sweety-pie


Yeah, what a suck up.
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Slacker! Use the bird for all that is pure and sacred. It's keeeeeewl.


I probably will at some point, or I may use a completely new one, (gonna be uploading some new paintings to my gallery pretty soon) but for now I'm happy with my gorillas.