#1
Those lovely guys/complete chumps at Academy of Sound, Stoke, UK, just sent me a fine email inviting me to a free Rocksmith demo AND a prize draw for a Gibson SG.

The event took place YESTERDAY...

Gibson SG Special 60s Tribute
Boss TU-3, NS-2, CS-3, OD-3, CE-5
Ibanez DL10
Fender Blues Junior III
Delta Blue 5 string resonator banjo
Aria Pro II Passive P-J Bass
Aria Pro II Active Music Man Bass
Laney BC-120 Bass Combo
#3
April's fools?
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#5
Bit of a daft April Fool's joke if so.

As for turning up late - I just might - with a crowbar and an SG-sized bag with "swag" written on the side...
Gibson SG Special 60s Tribute
Boss TU-3, NS-2, CS-3, OD-3, CE-5
Ibanez DL10
Fender Blues Junior III
Delta Blue 5 string resonator banjo
Aria Pro II Passive P-J Bass
Aria Pro II Active Music Man Bass
Laney BC-120 Bass Combo
#6
They must really hate you.
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#7
::sniff:: I think so...
Gibson SG Special 60s Tribute
Boss TU-3, NS-2, CS-3, OD-3, CE-5
Ibanez DL10
Fender Blues Junior III
Delta Blue 5 string resonator banjo
Aria Pro II Passive P-J Bass
Aria Pro II Active Music Man Bass
Laney BC-120 Bass Combo