#1
7 months ago I picked up a guy because he called asking for a ride home. Turns out he stole some stuff from the store and the clerk called the cops with my license plate #. I was quickly pulled over, car impounded and we were both taken to jail. Unacceptable. Now this guy is trying to avoid paying me. How do I get through to the guy? He's caused me more trouble than I ever thought possible of anyone.
Last edited by Cycloptishred at Apr 1, 2012,
#2
Was expecting you to be the prostitute Pagan Poetry knocked up...
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#5
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I don't think her spelling would be that good
Also she said her name was 22, I mean, she's 22 and her name is Adrianna


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She had someone else type it for her, only answer.
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#6
Quote by Cycloptishred
7 months ago I picked up a guy because he called asking for a ride home. Turns out he stole some stuff from the stole and the clerk called the cops with my license plate #. I was quickly pulled over, car impounded and we were both taken to jail. Unacceptable. Now this guy is trying to avoid paying me. How do I get through to the guy? He's caused me more trouble than I ever thought possible of anyone.

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#8
What you need to do is make up a story about him where he hired this cute Asian hooker but then got her pregnant...
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#10
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Rape his mom.
Or report him to the police. Your choice.

Neither of those would do anything.
#15
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Especially with an account you made within the last month, yeah.

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#16
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Neither of those would do anything.

Well, one of those would rape his mom.
#17
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Well, one of those would rape his mom.

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#18
Forgot to mention, he had left herbs and other less retupable commodities in the glove box.
#22
makes me think that TS deserved to be imprisoned for being so stupid to let some stranger into his car.
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#23
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You should rob a convenience store and have him come pick you up.

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#24
That sucks. But on the bright side, you're a sexy badass mofo.


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#26
Maybe if you took to the streets as a tough free lance assassin, doing favours for a corrupt police chief who refuses to accept you weren't implicated in the death of his sister. Meanwhile, an author begins an in-depth analysis of cold-war Russia, leaving his wife alienated and dissatisfied. She begins to frequent the meaner streets of town, looking for a cheap thrill. It is here you encounter her beating a small-time drug dealer. The two of you forge an unlikely but passionate affair. However, her dealings in the city's underworld soon get her noticed by the police chief. He orders you to kill her, and you must make the impossible choice between your freedom, and the love of your life.
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#27
Sue his ass?
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#28
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makes me think that TS deserved to be imprisoned for being so stupid to let some stranger into his car.

I've actually known the guy since middle school.
#30
FYEB


Actually I'm a bit embarrassed that I clicked this thread. So FMEB too.
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#31
Hang on, so you picked up this guy outside of the shop he stole from I take it, due to the fact you got seen by the clerk? How did you not get suspicious when:

the guy was running from the shop
the clerk was undoubtedly shouting at him to get back
the guy was really really insistent to get out of there?

Sounds like you brought this trouble on yourself