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#1
Trying to get away from punching well-known and/or popular UGer's in the face, I put forth this question to you:

Which UG user would you hire for the night, take out for a nice dinner, and then take home for a bit of the ol' in-out?

Money is no object for the purposes of this thread.

Hey, if you like, you can even hire more than one! Make it a gosh darn Ménage à...however many you like, really.
#3
behind_you, but this would also tie into the other thread
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#4
Abunai X


oh wait already did


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#6
Totally jetfuel. We're already butt buddies.
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#9
Probably Zoot, we'd sit in facing armchairs next to a fire and talk about the finer things in life whilst sipping wine.

I probably wouldn't secks him up though. He's a man of intellect and deserves better than the offerings of the flesh.
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#10
1. I'm pretty sure "the ol' in-out" refers to rape.
2. blake1221 obviously. Wait, nvm, just remembered he can't grow a beard. Um... jetfuel495. Been there done that, amirite?
#11
Oh wait, I just realized this said "hire as an escort"


Oh shit....

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Being a straight man itd have to be one of the few ug females, cept i dont no of any except carmel and mistress ibanez i think
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Being a straight man itd have to be one of the few ug females, cept i dont no of any except carmel and mistress ibanez i think



Psh, nobody is straight on the internet.
#18
Myself. I'm the only UGer that's sexy enough to satisfy my needs.
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#21
No one. Escort missions are the worst. Plus, I'd be the Natalya in this situation, so I would almost certainly get shot to death.
#22
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I guess I'm your man.
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#23
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No one. Escort missions are the worst. Plus, I'd be the Natalya in this situation, so I would almost certainly get shot to death.


This took far longer to sink in than it should have.


#26
Other than myself, I would also have my way with Jackal.
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#28
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Turn that frown upside down! That's his mangled penis he's poking you with!

Now, I need to get ready for my Irish-Jackal date.
#29
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Now, I need to get ready for my Irish-Jackal date.


If his penis size is in any sort of relation to his tiny girlish hands, I don't know if I'm 100% happy with this situation.
#30
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Turn that frown upside down! That's his mangled penis he's poking you with!

Now, I need to get ready for my Irish-Jackal date.


I'll satisfy all of your needs while we're waiting for Jackal's Viagra to take affect.
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#32
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Oh man if either of them find this thread....


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#33
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Turn that frown upside down! That's his mangled penis he's poking you with!

Now, I need to get ready for my Irish-Jackal date.

This is gonna be one hell of a night.
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#34
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Oh man if either of them find this thread....




I don't know which one would be funnier.
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#35
Lushacrous

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#37
I'd take everyone out and we could have a menage a tous.

Except you. You suck. **** you.
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#38
MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKIN FAST

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#39
After reading the "punch a user" thread and now this one, I realize the Pit is a closed circle of internet acquaintances that I will never fully be a part of, and I don't know why I lurk here so much. I'm....I'm gonna go outside or something now.


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And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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