Poll: have you ever attended a party full of sausage?
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yeah and once I noticed all the sausage up in there I booked it; f*ck that scene man! :haha:
6 6%
no haha, the parties I attend are legit. I don't go to lame ass parties :cool:
11 10%
no, I don't go to parties :(
24 22%
yeah and you know what? I had fun anyway. you don't need girls to party hardy :waldo:
28 26%
yes and I was disgusted, but stayed 'cause I had nothing better to do that night :shrug:
3 3%
when you see 3 girls dancing and 20 guys trying to grind on them, it's about to get savage :eek:
2 2%
I went to a sausage-fest and still got laid (no homo)..it was like finding a needle in a haystack :o
6 6%
as long as there's booze and drugs there is still some fun to be had damnit! :grrr:
26 24%
I threw a sausage-fest before, it was tragic :sad: not every party can be project X
3 3%
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#1
if so, did you stay or leave immediately?

I threw a party once...and it was a total sausage-fest. I never threw a party again
#3
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#5
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if so, did you stay or leave immediately?

I threw a party once...and it was a total sausage-fest. I never threw a party again

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#8
Lol, it's funny you should mention that. I JUST threw a party last night, 20 or so people, only rule: no bitches. Sounds crazy right? But it ended up kicking a lot of ass, when girls are there, guys are all worried about appearance and shit, instead of just having fun.

Besides, it had booze and drugs, and I don't care what you say, but any girl that attends parties like that aren't exactly the classiest ladies.
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#11
girls don't party hard enough. True facts.
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#12
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Lol, it's funny you should mention that. I JUST threw a party last night, 20 or so people, only rule: no bitches. Sounds crazy right? But it ended up kicking a lot of ass, when girls are there, guys are all worried about appearance and shit, instead of just having fun.

Besides, it had booze and drugs, and I don't care what you say, but any girl that attends parties like that aren't exactly the classiest ladies.


generally parties require one or the other to be a success; drugs or chicks. parties that have both are kick ass, but lets be honest here. we are all perfectly content with one or the other when it comes down to it.

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#13
Most of the "parties" I go to are sausage fest, because they're not really parties as much as friends chilling, of which I have more male friends in my group of friends than female. Plus, I have a girlfriend, and she's always there, so it's whatever...
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#16
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*sausages*

Lot of dark-brown sausage there, buddy, but what ever. I don't judge.
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Most of the "parties" I go to are sausage fest, because they're not really parties as much as friends chilling, of which I have more male friends in my group of friends than female. Plus, I have a girlfriend, and she's always there, so it's whatever...


What this guy said, minus the girlfriend
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Lot of dark-brown sausage there, buddy, but what ever. I don't judge.


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#19
When I go to parties there is always a mix. If there isn't I don't consider it a party, just a whole bunch of dudes getting drunk together or whatever they do lol. I usually like to hang out with groups of like 3-7 people more often though. Honestly sometimes it is all guys, sometimes it is all girls but me. I don't really care as long as I like the people I am hanging out with.
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#20
I thought this might be about actual sausages, not dicks. I am disappoint.

And no, there was a fair amount of clam at all the parties I've been to.
#21
Where's the "go die in a fire TS" option?
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#22
I've been to the annual bratwurst-festival in Münich if that counts.
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#23
Yeah, then I spent the time organising bitches to rag at a later date
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#24
I went to a pool party a day or two ago. Plenty of chicks too I'm sorry you throw sausage fest parties KJB But there isn't anything wrong with hanging with your guy friends once in a while
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#25
It was the best mansecks I ever did have.
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#26
Only the guys showed up at my birthday party last week. I never understood what the problem is, I really like drinking beer and discussing completely innapropriate and rude subjects at high volume from time to time. Guys who don't like to drink and talk to other men are probably closet homosexuals, afraid of their own sexuality, or immature douchebags who feel the need to express how much they want to get laid.
#28
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Only the guys showed up at my birthday party last week. I never understood what the problem is, I really like drinking beer and discussing completely innapropriate and rude subjects at high volume from time to time. Guys who don't like to drink and talk to other men are probably closet homosexuals, afraid of their own sexuality, or immature douchebags who feel the need to express how much they want to get laid.


This +1,000

I go to parties pretty much every week (not trying to brag) and most of the time the ratio's pretty even. But sometimes it is a sausage fest, with the only girls there being the girlfriends of the guys there. Does it bother me? No, because like Cas said, they're a great laugh with your friends.

The only time I mind is if I go to a party, there's nothing but lads, and I hardly know any of them. I love parties where I don't know people because they're a great chance to make new friends, but when it's nothing but lads, it can be more annoying.

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#29
Not to house parties where its been like that.. But often clubs in town seem like a complete cockfest.
#30
Where's the stay at the party and get laid (homo) option?
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#31
I prefer clam bakes.
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#32
No problems with them, I like being able to chat with my mates with a few beers. I guess I wouldn't call it a party, but it's hella fun.
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#35
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Most of the "parties" I go to are sausage fest, because they're not really parties as much as friends chilling, of which I have more male friends in my group of friends than female. Plus, I have a girlfriend, and she's always there, so it's whatever...

Came in here to say this...pretty much exactly
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#36
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Only the guys showed up at my birthday party last week. I never understood what the problem is, I really like drinking beer and discussing completely innapropriate and rude subjects at high volume from time to time. Guys who don't like to drink and talk to other men are probably closet homosexuals, afraid of their own sexuality, or immature douchebags who feel the need to express how much they want to get laid.


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