#1
So i have a ridiculous sex drive. I think i have issues.

How many hand shandies do you think you would have to do per day when you have a problem?
#2
I'm supposed to be revising and have had 3 today, and feel terrible.
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#4
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#6
You obviously need to rape someone. You'll feel bad at first but that's normal
#7
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Wasn't that the record set by the kid who died?
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#8
If you do anything consistently, its a habit.
If you set out to do it, it's a ritual.
If you have tried to stop and have not been successful, its an addiction.

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#9
What's a handshandy, some kind of old-timey drink?
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#11
*reads post*
*reads user title*


Seriously though, it's a problem when it prevents you from doing more productive things. And that fact that your question is "per day" as opposed to "per week" makes me assume it probably does.
#12
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#13
When you've emptied out the tank then it's time to take a rest.
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#14
that depends... care to illuminate us on what you think is to much?
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#15
I do it 1-2 a day. I do it mostly to kill time.

I've gone a couple of days without doing it and feeling fine.
So, I doubt I have any addiction.

Someone in my old college said they did it 19 times in one day (not everyday, that was like his personal record). I could never do it that much, it'd hurt too much.
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#16
Join the club man. Some days it's like I have the sex drive of a bull entering puberty.

I've always been like that though. Just gotta live with it brah. The extra testosterone is useful when working out, I find I get better results than when I know my T is low for whatever reasons.