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#1
If women became extinct and you had no option to fornicate with a female human, would you

a) masturbale for the rest of your life
b) cut your balls off
c)have a sex change
d) turn gay
e)get into necrophilia
f)get into bestiality
#4
Poll? And l'm pretty sure e= fornicating with a female human...

Edit: Just realized how incredibly creepy the last statement can be interpreted as being
Last edited by lncognito at Apr 5, 2012,
#5
G) Kill myself.
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#6
Await the end of the human race.
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#7
How did women became extinct?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
I'd do the same thing I do anyway. A


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#11
Wait a minute. Didn't TS make that thread asking whether or not he was addicted to masturbation?
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#12
It doesn't matter anyway, its 2012 this year, we are all going to die anyway!
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#13
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G) Kill myself.
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#14
It's not 'turning gay' if there's no women around. Prison rules.
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#15
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Wait a minute. Didn't TS make that thread asking whether or not he was addicted to masturbation?


I think TS has had a mental collapse lately or something. He's one of the weirdest threadstarters around now. Even more random than Killjoy the last few days.
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#16
a or d... a is completely devoid of passion/romance so uh... yea. whip it out.
#17
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I think TS has had a mental collapse lately or something. He's one of the weirdest threadstarters around now. Even more random than Killjoy the last few days.
There was the guy who started to make threads about food-articles...

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#18
Seeing as how nature works, some of you will turn into a woman thus maintaining the human species.
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#19


They...went...extinct?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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I think TS has had a mental collapse lately or something. He's one of the weirdest threadstarters around now. Even more random than Killjoy the last few days.

A better thread-starter than Killjoy, barely...
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#21
I think the male users of the Pit would finally make an effort to meet each other in real life. And not to jam. (in a musical sense)
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#22
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How did women became extinct?



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#23
you have issues
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#26
Even for the pit this is bad......really bad
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#28
So no more pb&j's? I don't like this scenario very much.
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#29
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I think you'd have bigger problems than how to get laid...

I think you vastly underestimate the male drive to reproduce.
#30
No problem. Still lots of men around.
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#31
Look for klinefelter and his syndrome of hypogonadal male friends to whisk me away into a land of debauchery and anal fortified.
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#32
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I think you'd have bigger problems than how to get laid...


You mean sandwiches? Men are better at making those anyway.
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#33
There's always fleshlights
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#34
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#35
I'm sure the Japanese have some sort of robotic backup for this type of situation.
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#38
I would either masturbate furiously for the rest of my life or buy a sex doll to compensate for the lack of women, so either A or G
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#39
I'd definitely do A. I planned on that already. I'd throw a healthy amount of D in there too though.
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