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#1
Seriously.

It's like you see a girl with a white shirt and it's 50 celsius outside and 80% humidity and they don't have a drop of sweat.
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#2
My old maths teacher used to say, "labourers sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies glow..."
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#6
Quote by Random3
You sir have never had sex.


Took the words right outta my mouth.
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#9
Quote by Random3
You sir have never had sex.

My mother never sweats
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#10
They do sweat. They've just learnt how to apply anti-perspirant deoderant/scents properly.

Or something. I dunno. I've seen plenty of women with sweaty pits. It's not like they've got no sweat glands or anything.
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#11
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
My mother never sweats


Then you're terrible in bed.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#14
They must really love you in the army.
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#15
Quote by Random3
She did last time.

Don't you talk about my mother like that only I can have sex with her.
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#16
They do, but their sweat glands are located in the vertical smile.
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#17
Quote by ErikLensherr
They must really love you in the army.

They really do.
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#19
Quote by Random3
Maybe, but not only you HAS had sex with her.

I don't understand.
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#21
Quote by Random3
Sorry that was bad english.

I banged your mother.

I make love.
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#22
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I don't understand.

I know for a fact that your mother wasnt a virgin when she had sex with you.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
Quote by Ultima2876
Guys. Don't derail the thread. ****.

Wut? Sounds like you are derailing it.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
OT:
When Both my GF and I moved out of where we were living, Into a new house together (Big ****ing mistake), I was dripping with sweat within the first 30 minutes.
Was hardly sweating at all. And she was working her ass off.

But I do sweat a lot.

So I dunno the answer to the question.
And yes, she did sweat during sex.
#31
In a nightclub one night and a mate of mine is dancing with a girl, suddenly she slaps his face, right in the middle of the dance floor, and storms away. So I asked him what he had said to her that upset her so much and he replied "I just paid her a compliment, all I said was 'Blimy, you don't sweat much for a big lass!' and she slapped me and walked off "
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#32
Quote by BC_Warlock
They drip like 10 minutes into sex.

if you do it right they start dripping before sex.

Talk to Erowid

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#33
Quote by Jakeylee111
if you do it right they start dripping before sex.



Yeah, any more than that though and you may require a plumber.
#34
Quote by Neo Evil11
I know for a fact that your mother wasnt a virgin when she had sex with you.

Prove it.
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#35
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Prove it.

Well... to make you... then who who was phone if she was a virgin.
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#36
I was dancing with a girl the New Year's before last. Girls definitely sweat. She sweat like a fucking pig. Eugh. That was a bad night
#38
Jewchords dad was phone. Apparently.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#39
Quote by FireHawk
What?


So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz "wut r u doin wit ma daughter?"

u tel ur girl n she say "ma dad is ded."

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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