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Yeah, so it's that time of the year again, time to eat maza bread and stuff, may you all have a fattening holiday!

This is addressed to Jews only all you others can go eat bread.
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#2
Can we listen to Creeping Death while we eat bread?
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#3
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Can we listen to Creeping Death while we eat bread?

You can do the former, not the latter.
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#5
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You can do the former, not the latter.

KFC Double Down it is, then.
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#6
Quote by Ichikurosaki
dont you already have hannakah and thanksgiving? what more do you want

we dont have thanksgiving but i thank god every day i dont have to play with you as teemo
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#9
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You can do the former, not the latter.

I choose the fatter.

Welcome back in any case, you crazy devil-worshipper you
#10
Jews don't exist in the real world. Stupid.
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#11
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Jews don't exist in the real world. Stupid.

Fun fact: if you say "I don't believe in Jews", then one will die unless someone else claps their hands to cancel it.
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#12
TS hates all Arabs.
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#13
Stop cramming your religion down our throats!
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#14
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dont you already have hannakah and thanksgiving? what more do you want

Thanksgiving is an American holiday, which countries like Canada copied.

All of the Jewish Festivals are decreed in the Torah (first four books of the Bible). And as a Messianic Jew, I find it's a good idea to keep them. Anyway, Jewchords -- happy Pesah!

Edit:
Quote by neidnarb11890
wtf is this shit, it's Good Friday.
Bah! Passover came first. Look up your history, man!
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#15
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Fun fact: if you say "I don't believe in Jews", then one will die unless someone else claps their hands to cancel it.


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#16
Happy you-killed-our-Savior day, Jews.
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#17
Quote by neidnarb11890
wtf is this shit, it's Good Friday.






I guess you can enjoy your Passover too. Always making up holidays to compete with Christians.
#18
The Jews are such attention whores. They make their shit-tier holidays and schedule them in such a way to try to steal the thunder away from Easter and Christmas. It's pathetic.
#20
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
This is addressed to Jews only all you others can go eat bread.

Okay.

they're coming to take me away
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#21
What the fuck are you on about, Jewchords? This is Jesus died day.
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#24
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
What the fuck are you on about, Jewchords? This is SON OF GOD died day.



/ Not even religious

Time on earth is like butterscotch; you really want more, even though it will probably just make you ill.



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#26
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The first one, would do... The second, I dunno...

Wait, no. That's not what I was going to say

*Reported
Stop giving him attention.
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#27
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Stop giving him attention.

But you're giving him attention by telling him to not give him attention, too!
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#28
you eat bread for a holiday.
hmm, i like having chocolate at easter.
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#30
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But you're giving him attention by telling him to not give him attention, too!
Somebody's gotta tell them, or else they won't stop.
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#32
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They won't stop until IP ban. Till then, just calm your titties down.
When I said 'they' I meant the guys here that are so intent upon replying to ever nude this guy's posting.
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#34
Quote by L2112Lif
Did it once, I'm the target. Once again, calm your titties, and maybe lash out at someone who's actually causing a problem.
Hey, I'm perfectly calm. You guys are ones fueling this guy with your replies, though. If everyone reported him quietly, he'd leave.
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#35
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Hey, I'm perfectly calm. You guys are ones fueling this guy with your replies, though. If everyone reported him quietly, it would clog the mod's emails.

FTFY <3
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#36
Jesus died today?

Serves him right, inventing Christianity.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#37
Quote by behind_you
Hey, I'm perfectly calm. You guys are ones fueling this guy with your replies, though. If everyone reported him quietly, he'd leave.

Stop making a scene
#38
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Fun fact: if you say "I don't believe in Jews", then one will die unless someone else claps their hands to cancel it.


I just clapped my hands about 30 times cos I really don't want to die. Jks, holocaust FTW.

Nah, JewJubs are epic.
#39
Quote by behind_you
Hey, I'm perfectly calm. You guys are ones fueling this guy with your replies, though. If everyone reported him quietly, he'd leave.

We tried that awhile back. Didn't work...
#40
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Fun fact: if you say "I don't believe in Jews", then one will die unless someone else claps their hands to cancel it.

Unless there's a crowd somewhere in a frenzy of applause, I just made Hitler's killcount look pathetic.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Jesus died today?
Serves him right, inventing Christianity.

Meh, Christians don't really mind because:
1. in his death, he "saved" them.
2. he was a Jew.
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