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#1
Post the funniest no homo moments you can think of or have seen.

Ill go first. Im sitting on my friends bed (no homo) and he goes "lets watch this new film ive got." Im really stoned so im thinking "why not?" He puts on a gay porn he got (supposedly) in a pack of three at a porn store. I get up to leave and he goes "its cool man. No homo."

All i could do was laugh and walk away.
#2
This thread is gay.

no homo.
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#3
What's wrong with being homo?
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#4
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Post the funniest no homo moments you can think of or have seen.

Ill go first. Im sitting on my friends bed (no homo) and he goes "lets watch this new film ive got." Im really stoned so im thinking "why not?" He puts on a gay porn he got (supposedly) in a pack of three at a porn store. I get up to leave and he goes "its cool man. No homo."

All i could do was laugh and walk away.


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#5
Quote by rgrockr
What's wrong with being homo?

Yeah, other than the fact that it's homo, what's wrong with it?
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#9
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Yeah, other than the fact that it's homo, what's wrong with it?


its gay
#15
One time I walked in on my two friends tapping eachother so I was like threesome but it was cool because I said no homo.
#16
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That was the first thing I thought of too



This is what made me think of this thread.
#17
I told a transgender girl I met that I would enjoy sucking her dick and making her cum.

...homo?
#18
Quote by technicolour
I told a transgender girl I met that I would enjoy sucking her dick and making her cum.

...homo?



General rule of thumb:


DICK=MAN


So kind of homo. unless you say no homo. Then it makes everything OK.
#19
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#21
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God people that say no homo deserve a dick in their ass

No homo though, right?
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#23
Quote by frantic_saint
Post the funniest no homo moments you can think of or have seen.

Ill go first. Im sitting on my friends bed (no homo) and he goes "lets watch this new film ive got." Im really stoned so im thinking "why not?" He puts on a gay porn he got (supposedly) in a pack of three at a porn store. I get up to leave and he goes "its cool man. No homo."

All i could do was laugh and walk away.


He shouted after you though his tears........

Last edited by Flaxen Angel at Apr 7, 2012,
#24
"No homo" = probably insecure
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#28
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How is this a thread..



Because this is America bitch. (unless of course youre not in america then this doesnt really apply.....)
#29
Quote by BlitzkriegAir
this one time i walked in on my buddy in the bathroom and i just sucked him off and hes like "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?" and im like "No homo bro!" so we just high fived and laughed it off


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#31
i thought i'd post a quick test here to determine who here has the right to say 'no homo'

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#35
Is this whole "no homo"thing a joke??
I always thought it was serious. Like on videos people comment, Oh I love this guy/band, no home.
I thought they where all serious


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If I ever hear anyone say "no homo" IRL I am going to hospitalise them

Aids?
Last edited by mybanez at Apr 7, 2012,
#36
Quote by frantic_saint
General rule of thumb:


DICK=MAN


So kind of homo. unless you say no homo. Then it makes everything OK.


But, post hormone therapy/pre-op = everything woman except genitals.
#37
Quote by mybanez
Is this whole "no homo"thing a joke??
I always thought it was serious. Like on videos people comment, Oh I love this guy/band, no home.
I thought they where all serious


Aids?


Naw it's serious.

"No homo, George Clooney is a good looking man"
My God, it's full of stars!
#38
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my index finger is longer than my ring finger.

does that mean i'm super gay?
#39
Quote by jakesmellspoo
my index finger is longer than my ring finger.

does that mean i'm super gay?

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