Poll: Do you like kitchen and sandwich jokes?
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View poll results: Do you like kitchen and sandwich jokes?
No, they're ridiculous and unfunny.
41 35%
Yes, they're funny.
46 39%
I want to know where the river goes.
30 26%
Voters: 117.
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#1
I'm fed up with them.

Every time someone mentions something about women, there's always the try hard knob who comes up with the horrid kitchen joke.

Overdone jokes that actually weren't even funny to begin with.

So, what about you pit?

Are you fed up with kitchen jokes or do you find them funny?
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#3
Yeah I hate kitchen jokes....


......laundry jokes are so much better!
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#4
They're hackneyed and lame.

Just like yo momma.
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#5
Know what's even worse?
Search-bar jokes.
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#6
So stop listening to the menfolk, and make us some sammiches, woman.
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#7
Fed up ...

...kitchen joke ?

I see what you did there, even if you do not realize what you did yet.
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#8
Poll up.
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#9
Where does the river go?
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#10
I think they're funny. They are jokes and jokes are never made to be taken seriously. That's why I know some girls who make kitchen jokes sometimes. Makes it funnier
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#11
i never realized kitchen jokes were even around ...
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#13
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I think they're funny. They are jokes and jokes are never made to be taken seriously. That's why I know some girls who make kitchen jokes sometimes. Makes it funnier

If they were funny, or even slightly clever, it would be fine.

It's just that they're so try-hard and forced, and unfunny. It's like it's turned in to the thing that the kid no one takes notice of says just to say something and try to fit in.
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#17
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If they were funny, or even slightly clever, it would be fine.

It's just that they're so try-hard and forced, and unfunny. It's like it's turned in to the thing that the kid no one takes notice of says just to say something and try to fit in.

Well, yeah. Some of them do sound like the new 'that's what she said' jokes. But when you hear a good one at an appropriate time, they can be hilarious
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#21
they can be funny

they can also be not funny

ya know
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Didn't get it. Why was he using a wok?
Someone explain the joke please.

I think it's to help that gag of throwing the bacon into the pan (a smaller pan would probably cause the bacon to fall out).

Plus, I think it just adds to the joke that he has no idea what to do in the kitchen
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#30
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#32
There's a saying me and my roommates use often in my apartment, when someone complains:

"Quit your bitchin', get in the kitchen"
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#33
They're as easy and uncreative to make as "your mom" jokes, and about half as funny, so I'm not really a fan. But stupid shit like this doesn't really bother me in the first place.
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#34
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They're as easy and uncreative to make as "your mom" jokes, and about half as funny, so I'm not really a fan. But I stupid shit like this doesn't really bother me in the first place.

Your mother is quite overweight, that your father abuses her with his fist, and they're getting a divorce.
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#35
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Your mother is quite overweight, that your father abuses her with his fist, and they're getting a divorce.

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#36
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It's like I'm playing Call of Duty all over again!

Are you sure that you were playing Call of Duty? Last time I played I only heard, "Faggot, I fucked your mom. You're such a gay camping noob."

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#39
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Are you sure that you were playing Call of Duty? Last time I played I only heard, "Faggot, I fucked your mom. You're such a gay camping noob."


Best response for anything like that is to just say "Ok, have fun at community college!" and then let them insult you until they wear themselves out like an excited puppy or something. It's hilarious.
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