Poll: admit it, you wanted to bang a GILF before..!
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View poll results: admit it, you wanted to bang a GILF before..!
f*ckin' A man! i'd tap a few old broads around my way :cheers:
12 15%
no that's f*cking repulsive. what would i want with some old, dried up pussy anyway? :puke:
12 15%
even if a semi-hot grandma came onto me I wouldn't do it...seems morally wrong somehow :no:
0 0%
I've met a few, but they're few and far in between..i'm not actively seeking the elderly :shrug:
9 11%
no, like 'em young, fresh and green with no hair in between :devil:
8 10%
you sound like a registered sex offender OP, f*cking dirtbag! :mad1:
5 6%
well, there's this one GILF..I would do terrible things to her.. :idea:
2 3%
*sigh* .................. :facepalm:
28 35%
If I saw you near my grandma i'd beat the shit outta you OP!! :grrr:
3 4%
Voters: 79.
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#1
like a woman approaching grandma-status that you really wanted to bang?

i know i can't be the only one..

there's this walmart greeter at a store near me that knows me by name. whenever she sees me she always strikes up a conversation. i think she wants the dick i would do terrible things to her old ass..
#5
I'd **** TS's grandma. Not because she was hot, just to annoy the threadstarting little shit.
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#9
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They're called GMILFS you fucking faggot. Skwisgaar would be disappoint.


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#10
There's the manager of the vodafone shop...
I would make sweet old granny love to her.
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#12
Please stop making threads, alternatively, make threads with no polls, or what the hell, just make polls with non-retarded poll options, any of these will suffice.
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#14
1) Don't call me dude.

2) Helen ****ing Mirren.
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#16
You have issue's.
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#17
Some older women are very attractive, yes, there are some I'd like to have sexual intercourse with. I'm weird.
#19
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1) Don't call me dude.

2) Helen ****ing Mirren.

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Can't say I've seen many, if any. Other than Helen Mirren. Damn, she fine.

I'd be inclined to agree, but Helen Mirren isn't a Grandmother, nor a mother for that matter. I think that makes her all the more attractive.

In any case, not a grandmother = not a GILF. Just an old chick you'd like to stick.
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#21
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#22
No, but I know a TSIWLTK


(thread starter I'd like to kill)
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#25
No, I'm not a freak.
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#28
laid-to-waste has. He was hot on by her.
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#30
I'd **** betty white.
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#34
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Isn't she classified as just a milf?

Yes. She is not a grandmother, just a mother.
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#35
You fucking idiots still vote on these polls you supposedly hate so much, so quit bitching.


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#37
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In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#38
Am I the only one who likes Killjoy's polls? They're just stupid fun.

Everyone here is so serious all the time. Lighten the fuck up.
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#39
I've never been sexually attracted to any elderly women...
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#40
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I've never been sexually attracted to any elderly women...

You don't need to be elderly to be a GILF, though that is usually the case. But there have been grandmothers in their 40s.

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Am I the only one who likes Killjoy's polls? They're just stupid fun.

Everyone here is so serious all the time. Lighten the fuck up.

I think a lot of people just like being dramatic. It's just a poll and he is obviously doing it that way on purpose.
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