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#1
Guys guys guys....important news

It's Kate's Birthday, she's turning 21.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATE
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#2
Who?
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#4
Happy birthday

I got you an abacus, for when fancy calculators just won't cut it.

🙈 🙉 🙊
#7
Happy birthday!
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#11
Here:



The only functional gift you'll get this year.
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#12
I've seen her here a few times before.

Happy birthday! I got you something I know you'll like:

ggg1 ggg3

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Last edited by behind_you at Apr 7, 2012,
#15
is she the hot one?

happy bday
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#17
Who is this?

Happy birthday though.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#18
Maybe she'll send out noods as party favors. Just in case, Happy Birthday!
جورجيا الاباحى؟ أيها
#19
lolnah, when it comes to nudes, she's really up-tight. (I know this from personal experience >_> )

Anyway, happy birthday Kate. I got you this: http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/AAPL/1776310962x0x512287/5a5d7b14-9542-4640-841d-e047ec28bb96/AAPL_10K_FY11_10.26.11.pdf

I know you love accounting and Apple, so here's one of their annual finance reports.
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Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
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Don't know you, but here's a bday cake, but first you have to cook it.

FTFY
#29
Happy Birthday, Profile Friend
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#31


I got you a bag of dicks for like, display or something.

I know you have no use for them, but the thought is there.
#32
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No idea who you might be, but here's a fake generic internet image gift card nonetheless!


She is a lovely asian woman Who loves numbers, and guys with suits&guitars&dogs&coffee and apple!
#34
Happy birthday Kate!
I got you some beer!
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#36
Why would an asian woman be named Kate? Kata is more likely. I'm calling bs.
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#37
I know how much you love Chelsea, and Torres especially, so I got you a reminder of how to score goals.



And you like suits, and Klose...So here you go.

#38
KATE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I think I recall you saying that you liked the smell of tax invoices, or something like that haha, so I've given you a template of a tax invoice, so now you can make your own, and smell it too!! Ha ha! Genius!

On a more serious note, I hope you have/had a great day!!!
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#39
Happy Birthday to a real winner. Seriously.
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