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#1
What would your last meal/ requests be?

I would probably just go with an apple pie with custard. Reminds me of being a kid.

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#7
Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman and 6 pack of whipped cream.
#8
A fresh sommething that's only in bloom at a different time of year.
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#13
Last meal I wouldn't care about. Last request?

Depends. Am I justly executed; eg. deserving it for a crime I committed? If so, I wouldn't believe myself entitled to a last request. If I've done something so heinous that I deserve to die, I don't deserve a request; I deserve to die on the spot.

If I'm being unjustly executed for something I didn't do, my last request would be superfluous; I would fight to free myself until I was either freed, or killed trying to be free. I wouldn't die on my knees, nor would I be taken to a cell to die for something I didn't do. They would have to kill me on my way out or let me go.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#14
Something that will smell to the high heavens once I'm in the chair just for a tiny bit of retribution.
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Last meal I wouldn't care about. Last request?

Depends. Am I justly executed; eg. deserving it for a crime I committed? If so, I wouldn't believe myself entitled to a last request. If I've done something so heinous that I deserve to die, I don't deserve a request; I deserve to die on the spot.

If I'm being unjustly executed for something I didn't do, my last request would be superfluous; I would fight to free myself until I was either freed, or killed trying to be free. I wouldn't die on my knees, nor would I be taken to a cell to die for something I didn't do. They would have to kill me on my way out or let me go.

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#18
If I was going to die tomorrow, the last thing you want to do is ask me if I want a "last" meal.


Prepare to go bankrupt, prison!
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Something that will smell to the high heavens once I'm in the chair just for a tiny bit of retribution.

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#20
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Who is that girl? She's cute.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#22
All sorts of horrible, unhealthy, ****ing delicious, shit.
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If I was going to die tomorrow, the last thing you want to do is ask me if I want a "last" meal.


Prepare to go bankrupt, prison!



I want one of each endangered animal all covered in truffles!
#24
I'd want food cooked by my mom.

Mashed potatoes, fried pork chop, dinner rolls, cottage cheese, sweet tea.
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#26
^ You guys do understand that they're not actually obligated to give you a last meal, right?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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^ You guys do understand that they're not actually obligated to give you a last meal, right?

That wasn't the question.
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#29
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I'd want food cooked by my mom.

Mashed potatoes, fried pork chop, dinner rolls, cottage cheese, sweet tea.

I thought about this. But then changed my mind. I couldn't get my mum to do that...

She can't cook for shit.
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Who is that girl? She's cute.

Anna Karina in Godard's Vivre Sa Vie.
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#31
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That wasn't the question.

I meant it more along the lines of responding to the people suggesting that they'd order something so ridiculous it'd break the law or bankrupt the state to do, not to the relevance of the original question.
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Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#32
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I thought about this. But then changed my mind. I couldn't get my mum to do that...

She can't cook for shit.

My mom's always been quite the cook. And I dunno, something about her food stands out above the rest. I think just knowing it was her food would make the difference.
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#34
Kangaroo burger with onion rings, swiss cheese and honey bbq sauce. Shoestring fries cooked in lard, Amaretto brownie made with milky bar and galaxy choc with hazelnuts with a maple syrup and cornish ice cream.

To drink...Red Kola.
#35
Hell...

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#36
a cheeseburger with bacon,a twinkie,some chili cheese fries,a large pizza from my local pizzeria with the following toppings-pepperroni,hame,pineapple,bacon,extra cheese
a small bowl of jello-cherry flavoured
a 2 liter of coke chilled to just below freezing
a bottle of vodka
and lastly a simple sandwhich made by my beloved

im assuming id have more than a few lonely hours to enjoy these
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a cheeseburger with bacon,a twinkie,some chili cheese fries,a large pizza from my local pizzeria with the following toppings-pepperroni,hame,pineapple,bacon,extra cheese
a small bowl of jello-cherry flavoured
a 2 liter of coke chilled to just below freezing
a bottle of vodka
and lastly a simple sandwhich made by my beloved

im assuming id have more than a few lonely hours to enjoy these

SEXIST CRIMINAL FINALLY EXECUTED. WOMAN REJOICE.

That would probably be the headline of every national paper in the UK.
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SEXIST CRIMINAL FINALLY EXECUTED. WOMAN REJOICE.

That would probably be the headline of every national paper in the UK.






Actually id have to say strawberry jam and cheese sandwich. ****in amazing.
#39
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
SEXIST CRIMINAL FINALLY EXECUTED. WOMAN REJOICE.

That would probably be the headline of every national paper in the UK.





she makes the best sammiches and they'd remind me of our first date
now that i think of it if i ever i anything that required my execution she probaably wouldnt want to make me one
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#40
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
SEXIST CRIMINAL FINALLY EXECUTED. WOMAN REJOICE.

That would probably be the headline of every national paper in the UK.

I thought that said sexiest criminal then. Still, they'll whinge about it nonetheless.

I would have a cheeseburger with guacamole and bacon, a chicken and pineapple pizza and a few glass bottles of cold Irn Bru.

Nom nom
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