#4
Peel your muffin top back and say it with your chest, little ass sucka.
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#9
Place it in vinegar and wait 'til it sloughs off. Probably a week or so.
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#10
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I usually punch it untill the shell falls off.

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#11
Eggs are ****ing nasty.
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#12
I cook it without the shell
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#16
I went to make some eggs this morning and cracked the shell, not knowing they were already hard boiled

So I ate the shells
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#17
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Best post about eggs ever made in the history of time.
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#18
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so is your mom but she is still good to eat, bitch.

I'd be offended, but that was a successful attempt at a your mother joke.

Still, that does not deter me from the fact that eggs taste like pure bad.
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#19
You need to make a hole and stretch it gently like a woman until the size is begin enough to fit your coc... I mean until its big enough to get the egg out.
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#21
cut it in half longways with a knife, then use a spoon to eat it out of the half shell.
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#22
After you cook the eggs, an icewater bath will make them easier to peel. I start with the bigger bottom because there's usually a gap of air.

How do you peel your eggs and your bananas, TS?
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#24
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After you cook the eggs, an icewater bath will make them easier to peel. I start with the bigger bottom because there's usually a gap of air.

How do you peel your eggs and your bananas, TS?



I gently smash the air gap, then peel it in several peices from there.

For the banana,I make a small incesion by the stem, the peel it back holding the stem. I then throw the inside in the garbage and throw the peel behind me to spin out Bowser.
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#27
Cut it in half then scoop it out.
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#28
put it under cold, running water and star peeling. It'll come off real easy like.
#29
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I don't. And because scrambled egg is infinitely better.

Similar, though I would contend that an omlette can also be awesome(even if it is just scrambled agg + patience).
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