Poll: How would you choose to be executed?
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View poll results: How would you choose to be executed?
Lethal Injection
87 38%
Electrocution
6 3%
Gas Chamber
4 2%
Hanging
22 10%
Firing Squad
110 48%
Voters: 229.
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#1
Inspired by the last meal thread, I feel it is only right to ask... how would you choose to be executed?

My vote would be firing squad... I would want to leave a mess. That, or hanging. And I'd want it done publicly.

EDIT - all poll options are recognized methods of execution by the US.
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#2
Firing squad, Valkyrie-style.
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#4
None of those. I have something particular in mind, but I don't feel like sharing.
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#5
Snu-snu

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#7
whichever one would take them to most effort
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#10
It think firing squad would be pretty cool... well better than the others at least
#11
I would want my shooters to look me in the eyes, and though of course the US doesn't do this, I would want it televised.
#13
From what i hear, injection is very peaceful.
None of the other ones are guarenteed to be immediately over.

Shooting? Might have to bleed out and drown in your own blood.
Chair? Ehhhhh.....I've seen Green Mile one too many times to consider it, hahahaha.
Gas? You are very....VERY aware of what is going on.
Hanging? 2nd place, but it doesn't always break the neck. Might have to strangle to death.

However, if you're guilty of Treason....make it a a public hanging on via ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, CNN, FOX, and throw PBS in there for good measure
#15
I shall be hanged naked and all will know upon my death that I was hung.
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#17
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#18
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#21
Electrocution would be sick, cuz I'd just be like RIDE THE LIGHTNING MUTHA****AAAAS!! SEE YA IN HELL!!

Firing squad would also be sick when I think about the final scene in Valkyrie.
#23
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From what i hear, injection is very peaceful.
None of the other ones are guarenteed to be immediately over.

Shooting? Might have to bleed out and drown in your own blood.
Chair? Ehhhhh.....I've seen Green Mile one too many times to consider it, hahahaha.
Gas? You are very....VERY aware of what is going on.
Hanging? 2nd place, but it doesn't always break the neck. Might have to strangle to death.

However, if you're guilty of Treason....make it a a public hanging on via ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, CNN, FOX, and throw PBS in there for good measure

Injection is so clinical, though.... you go sit in a Doctor's office, and get 3 chemicals injected. I saw it on Locked Up, and it's an awful room.

Shooting, well... the last firing squad execution I heard of was done by 3 guys, 2 with blanks, and 1 with live ammo, using .30-06... Anywhere from the chest up will be instant.

Chair is probably stupid painful for a little bit.

Gas could be peaceful if you just pass out.

Hanging is the most iffy... but also one of the coolest.

And yeah, televised is the way to go.
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#24
There's some controversy about just how quick and painless lethal injection really is. I'd like to be executed properly by an anesthesiologist.
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#25
Well we don't know if the lethal injection is quick and painless. As far as I've heard, some people claim that it paralyses you and then your organs fail which is extremely painful but you can't react. Such us what I've heard but I dunno...
#26
Thrown out of a plane or taken out into the desert and nuked.
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#28
Hanging so I could masturbate before I died.
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#31
Electric chair, lethal injection and Gas chamber are all industrial processes. You are strapped down with people peering in at you through windows. All very undignified.

Hanging (using the old British method). You are stood up (like a man, not bound like a slave) and they used mathematics tailored to your height, weight and physical condition to determine exactly what lenght of drop is needed to kill you instantly without decapitating you. You are only in the chamber for a few seconds before you drop through the trap with your face covered and very few people in attendance. That sounds best to me.
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#32
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Injection is so clinical, though.... you go sit in a Doctor's office, and get 3 chemicals injected. I saw it on Locked Up, and it's an awful room.

Shooting, well... the last firing squad execution I heard of was done by 3 guys, 2 with blanks, and 1 with live ammo, using .30-06... Anywhere from the chest up will be instant.

Chair is probably stupid painful for a little bit.

Gas could be peaceful if you just pass out.

Hanging is the most iffy... but also one of the coolest.

And yeah, televised is the way to go.


ya a .30-06 anywhere in the torso up I think would cause so much hydrostatic shock you would instantly pass out.

I heard the chair pretty much instantly knocks you the second the current runs through you. Of course your heart has to go into retarded fibrillation several times for them to make sure you're dead. So I guess that would suck if you didn't pass out.

They could hang with steel wire. Nice and tight around the neck, drop from like 100 feet, instant decapitation.

I also heard the gas chambers sometimes caused pain before they would pass out. They were encouraged to take deep breaths to pass out faster, but of course, you're about to get killed, you're gonna flip shit and start breathing shallow and fast.
#33
Personally, if I was the executioner, the ultimate way to own someone is:

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DEFENESTRATION.


....basically get chucked out of a window. Just like in the old days.
#34
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Hanging. With a damn long drop, no slow choking for me.

Just decapitation.
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#37
Hanging. I know it'd be drawn out and very painful, but it has a certain appeal to me. Firing squad would be quicker and likely painless assuming they aimed for the head, but I don't like the idea of having my brains blown out. Plus I'd make sure to eat a lot of sloppy food so when my bowels release post-mortem, it'll be raining brown all over the place.
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#39
Hanging can actually give you a posthumous stiffy... I like the idea of waving a raging boner about whilst I'm dead.
#40
I say the chair. It supposedly doesn't hurt...unless you end up like Tiny Lee Davis...

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I'd hate that. Not meaning to sound queer, but it'd feel horrible, like you were being stretched and pulled and hard. Ow argh.

Though it does give a whole new meaning to "Hung like a horse"...sorta =/
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