#1


watch it...

lol...
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#4
Tbh I think it comes out of his eyes
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#5
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It's actually coming out of its eyes.

Mind = Blown.
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#7
thank you stewie

I owe you one
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#9
I do believe this smiley has been placed here with a purpose. A purpose to unveil a long lost secret about the potential applications of human anatomy. We need to send this to the lab.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#10
Maybe it's just like snot coming out of his nose while he throws up. Like when I throw up sometimes I get all congested, idk.
#14
We always thought it was its eyes.

Nose makes more sense.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#16
oh snap

Stewie has tits in his av.

Can I have some in mine too?
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#17
Magnificant! The final revelation is upon us!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
The things i learn while on UG in the middle of the night, i tell ya
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#20
It's actually possible though, through your nose ...
not going viral


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#22
Quote by girlgerms007
It's actually possible though, through your nose ...


This.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#23
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No Momie


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#24
Quote by girlgerms007
It's actually possible though, through your nose ...


This.

It fucking sucks too. Always happens to me.
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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#25
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#26
This one time I was feeling nauseous and when I felt vomit coming up I tried to close my mouth and suppress it, and I ended up 'puking' out of my nose.
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?