#2
lmao
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#3
How was a 61% milked out of that?
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#5
"The greeks invented anal lube."

Haven't seen this in years
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#6
Oh man I was supposed to write an essay or this exact story, due today.. If only I had access to this a little over an hour ago id have a 61% right now!!
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#8
I remember reading this before I had even joined UG. So yeah, do with that information what you will.
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#10
I loved the "this is page 3."
Sly bastard.
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#11
It's been years since I've seen this.

Oldie but a goodie.
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#12
"He then sought out Billy Mays and had gay sex with him, at the time it was considered polite".
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#14
I remember reading this years ago, but it is still just as hilarious now as it was then.
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