#4
"I have been a fan of the Titanic since I was nine years old

how can you be a fan of it? also, some distant relative of mine was on the boat and was the only junior officer to die.
EDIT: 6th officer James Paul Moody
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#5
Weird shit
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#8
I know it's evil, but I hope something happens.
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I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#10
is been delayed due to wind they're being careful
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#12
Awful as it'd be, I'd laugh like hell if they hit an iceberg and sank.
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#13
Right now, I wish I'd been building a memorial iceberg to commemorate the one which, a hundred years ago, was attacked by a big floating lump of iron, with no provocation.


Seriously, everyone who paid to go on the cruise is a dildo.

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Awful as it'd be, I'd laugh like hell if they hit an iceberg and sank.

Awfully funny, you mean.
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#14
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Awful as it'd be, I'd laugh like hell if they hit an iceberg and sank.


I laugh even more if they hit an iceberg and everyone went into period authentic panic mode and jumped overboard, without realising it's the 21st century.
#16
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Awful as it'd be, I'd laugh like hell if they hit an iceberg and sank.

'Tis the option I'm rooting for.
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#18
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Did they offer you tickets? Being the only remaining survivor and all

I didn't survive it.
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#19
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I didn't survive it.


RIP Jackal, Kensai & Daytripper.
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#20
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I didn't survive it.

But... you also say you didn't survive your marriage...

You got married on the Titanic!?!?
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#23
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But... you also say you didn't survive your marriage...

You got married on the Titanic!?!?

Don't let go, Jackal.
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#24
Please, oh, please let it hit an iceberg and sink. Lulz would forever fill my mouth and happiness would drip down my throat.


Don't you dare judge me!


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#26
The truth is that the Titanic sank by accident the first time but then everybody came up with crazy conspiracy theories about it being an insurance scam. They've seen the conspiracy theories and thought, "that's actually a good idea!" so they're going to sink this one on purpose.
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#28
Sweet!
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#29
This is going to end beautifully.


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#30
wonder if the water's cold....
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#31
I'll consider changing my opinions on God if this ship get hit by an iceberg.
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#32
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Alright, calm down mate.

Y U HATlN'?!


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#33
"hey guys, anybody wanna crash into that iceberg for old times' sake?"
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#34
Even though the ice in the Atlantic is a lot further north than it was in the Titanic's time.
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#36
I hope they get this ill person business sorted out so they can continue on their path. It would be nice if Leonardo DeCaprio was on it this time.
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#37
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The truth is that the Titanic sank by accident the first time but then everybody came up with crazy conspiracy theories about it being an insurance scam. They've seen the conspiracy theories and though, "that's actually a good idea!" so they're going to sink this one on purpose.

Sounds like The Producers...


What could go wrong?
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