#2
Sleep, or pretend to be a plane.


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#5
Go into the bathroom and walk up uncomfortably close behind people using the urinals, breathe on the nape of their neck for a while then pronounce loudly "here, let me get that for you" and reach around and grab their junk.
#6
masturbate
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#7
When I was at Cologne airport, there was a machine in the gents which sold the usual stuff - condoms, lube; and soemthing I have never seen before, which claimed to be a "travel pussy".
I had no change, so was unable to investigate further. It is now your job to find such a thing, and **** it.
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#8
Leave and explore wherever you are for a few hours.
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#11
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Sleep, or pretend to be a plane.


NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


I second this.

Then all you have to do is find someone else to do it, then proceed to have an airport lobby dogfight.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
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#12
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When I was at Cologne airport, there was a machine in the gents which sold the usual stuff - condoms, lube; and soemthing I have never seen before, which claimed to be a "travel pussy".
I had no change, so was unable to investigate further. It is now your job to find such a thing, and **** it.

And you didn't tell me this when I was in Cologne a few days ago why?..
#13
Pretend to be a plain clothes airport security officer and frisk some ladies. Or if that's not your thing, do a cavity search on some dudes. Who am I to judge
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#14
You ever seen the film 'The Terminal'? Re-create that. Down to the finest details!
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#15
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You ever seen the film 'The Terminal'? Re-create that. Down to the finest details!

There's a better idea lying here.


If you're at least a bit tanned, try to recreate the film 'United 93'. Have someone secretly film you though.


Or you could stage a one man flash mob. Dancing to 'I cum blood' could be a treat for everyone around you.
#16
Go to the nearest security guard and start a conversation with 'So yesterdey - while I was rigging a bomb to that Airbus over there - ...'. Make sure you're naked and then report back with photos and/or video footage.


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
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And you didn't tell me this when I was in Cologne a few days ago why?..

Were you at the airport?
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#18
When I was stranded at an airport for hours on end I played cards
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#19
Work out for 7 hours straight.
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#20
Pick one person in the airport (preferably someone who is waiting on the same plane as you) and stare at them for the entire 7 hours.

For bonus points continue to stare at them for the entire plane journey too.
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#22
Sleep or peoplewatch or order everything on the menu from all the food places in the airport or follow people around and when they notice meow at them loudly and stare into their eyes.

idk, i usually don't get bored in airports because i like the ambiance
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#24
1. Go to twitter.
2. Tweet "[Airport name] is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"
3. ???
4. Profit/huge court case involving Stephen Fry.
#25
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Were you at the airport?

Well no, but I would have gone for that!
#27
Start asking random people if they've ever had the urge to hijack or blow up a plane because you really feel like doing that today!
#28
Stare at a person until they have the urge to respond. When they do, tell them not to get on the plane in a completely emotionless voice. Hilarity will ensue.
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#30
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Well no, but I would have gone for that!

Apaprently, they're all over the place, at like petrol stations and shit. PM'd you a video of an unboxing.
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#31
I travel alone most times and so during the times when I've got nothing to do, I usually go to a restaurant by myself with a magazine. It feels good, actually, where you can eat in perfect silence and it doesn't feel sad either.
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#33
Act suspicious.

Why did you go there so early anyway? Or is it one of those flights where you have to sit around to the next plane?
Last edited by -Mantra- at Apr 9, 2012,
#34
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Act suspicious.


This!
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#35
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Act suspicious.

Why did you go there so early anyway? Or is it one of those flights where you have to sit around to the next plane?

I'm ctually going there in like 30 hours, gonna be a long trip, kinda have to take a bus from this town at 9am get there at 12, fly at 2pm, get to the other airport at 4pm, wait till 11pm and fly for additional 5 hours

gonna be a long trip